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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The phones at work are down and I've just left for a half-day.
If you had a free afternoon this afternoon, what would you do with it?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:56, 151 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
smoke weed, play guitar, buy records online.

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:57, Reply)
Nice.
I could play guitar. I've been neglecting the poor girl.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:58, Reply)
Do it Noel.
Creating your own musc is hugely good for you, I find.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:59, Reply)
I do too.
It's a shame I've fallen out of practice. I think my hip hop binge has limited my learning of new guitar songs.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)
get some acoustic hiphop going

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:08, Reply)
You might be onto something there.
I haven't written beats in months either.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)
So you wanna be a rap superstar
And live large, your big house, five cars...
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)
And mad bitches.
(...and by 'mad' I am referring to quantities of said ladies rather than the likes of Monty's ex.)
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)
I heard a pub band do an acoustic version of the 8 Mile theme by Eminem
it was shite
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:15, Reply)
I'm in the market for a new guitar and bass
1 Fender Jazz Standard please (£450)
1 Fender Telecaster Standard please (£300ish)
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:34, Reply)
That does sound like a perfect afternoon
I'd also add drink tea until the evening and then switch to beer.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:03, Reply)
Great addition to an already great plan.
I would also suggest stopping off and buying some yummy treats for munchy time.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:06, Reply)
Go get a burrito and enjoy the sun
with some Corono in a park.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:58, Reply)
Man, totally having beef burritos this weekend.

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:59, Reply)
Someone recommended this store
to me in Angel called Chilango. It's going to be Thursday night's dinner.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:06, Reply)
If it's sunny, I'd go for a bike ride, then relax in a field somewhere
If not, then I'd play Red Dead Redemption.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:59, Reply)
That's twice in two days you've mentioned that game.
I must admit I'm beginning to wonder what the fuss is all about.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:00, Reply)
It's GTA but in the wild west with cowboys and stuff

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)
I just read the wiki page.
Looks good.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:04, Reply)
*awaits PC release*
The only console I have access to is a wii :( both here and at home. Good for silly games, silly for good games
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:08, Reply)
There will be no PC release :)
Sorry!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:36, Reply)
*awaits announcement of PC release*
It's rockstar, it will take a couple years and run like a mule, but it'll be there
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:56, Reply)
Well yeah that's more accurate
might be but not for a while. Unlike the GTA games there's not even been a hint from Rockstar.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:01, Reply)
On one of the trailers they showed at some convention or other
PC is listed next to the Xbox and PS3 logos, damned if i can find the pic now though
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:04, Reply)
Don't forget to mention
the fact that it's fucking amazing. If it wasn't for a comedy show I'm going to tonight, I'd have broken the 24 hour gametime mark this evening. I started it on Friday evening.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:07, Reply)
Oh yes, it is brilliant!
I played some of the multiplayer last night, and apart from the random disconnects the Free Roam is pretty cool!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)
your mum
damn, I'm so funny
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:02, Reply)
Original too.

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:04, Reply)
Aaaah
the old ones are the ones they wrote first
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:09, Reply)

u a

lol I made you say fanny

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:04, Reply)
*trigger fingers*

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:09, Reply)
I might go for a walk
or alternatively just relax on the lawns and admire my tan
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:04, Reply)
I might walk too.
I'm poring over a map as we speak.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:05, Reply)
Out to pub then cinema with a friend
As it is, I have to go hand in my lab work, so meeting up with her after, which means less time in the pub :(
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:09, Reply)
I think I'm
seeing Four Lions again later with a friend
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:13, Reply)
I need need need to see this
Hope it's still on at the weekend.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)
F*** mini babybel!
I know I always say this line but it's everything that's brilliant about this film.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:15, Reply)
Damn, it finishes at my local tomorrow
And I'm busy tonight and tomorrow night. Looks like I'm leaving work early tomorrow to catch a 3:30 viewing!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)
It's the only thing that's brilliant about the film.

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)
Whaaaaat???
What about Wajpuffin?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)
and
blowing up some fit slags
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:34, Reply)
true
to be fair it did have its amusing moments, I just didn't like it overall.

I liked Waj's suggestion of blowing up the internet.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:40, Reply)
I'll most likely be seeing some form or other of actiony rubbish
Due to having seen everything else, mostly with this person. Need to convince my other friends to go see four lions at some point though so I can see it again
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)
I'd go to fucking bed!

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)
Reverse the order of the last two words for more truthfulness

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:15, Reply)
You are doing nothing but besmirch my name this week

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)
Besmirch is a good word
It should be used more often.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)
Thanks K2k6

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)
I'm sorry, I mean nowt by it
For the rest of the day I shall be lovely to you.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)
Oh you've ruined it by being all nice now
You were supposed to say "Shurrup ye slaaaag!"
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)
But I'm a gent!
By the way, you're looking lovely today. Have you cut your hair?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:24, Reply)
yeah, with pinking shears
You like?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:26, Reply)
I think it's most radiant

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:27, Reply)
Would you like me to do yours?

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:31, Reply)
Most kind of you to offer
But I've got the mo' up today, and it's the ideal length.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:32, Reply)
yeah but a bit of pinking on the ends?

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:36, Reply)
I don't really know what that means
:(
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:37, Reply)
Scissors that cut fabric all zig-zagged
are called pinking shears
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:39, Reply)
That could be pretty cool!
Go for it!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:40, Reply)

rs
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:36, Reply)
Have you even thought that through?

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:36, Reply)
I see the strikethrough and I have to post
It's a sickness
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:40, Reply)
Yeah Lab
She's perfectly capable of doing that herself
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)
Cock off

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)
That's your answer to everything
"It's the bailiffs"
"The car's about to be clamped"
"There's a pile of dishes to do"
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:16, Reply)
*rages*
So who goes and changes the parking permit scratchy each morning so that you don't get a ticket??
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)
Hahahaha
cheers for that hon, 'preciate it
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)
I like how I called it a scratchy
As though we can win a Moulinex carving knife if I get three 2010s in a row or something
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:27, Reply)
*scratches*
Yay! I won a day of parking... again.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:31, Reply)
*does He-Man dance*
*on your bonnet*
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:34, Reply)

to bed
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:24, Reply)
Oi you!
You can cut it out and all!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:30, Reply)
The usual.
Hanging around the school gates with a puppy.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)
You might need some sweets too
Some kids don't like dogs.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)
Thanks for the tip
It will help stack the odds in my favour.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)
I would finish taking in Applebite's corset
and then I would try and make my own business card template because my web designer still hasn't sent me the file for the one he created, despite about 8 reminders over 2 weeks. Grrr.

I would also practice making the caramel centred cupcakes that I'm going to make for cupcake party on Saturday *excites*
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)
Ooo they sound lovely!
The cupcakes I mean.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)
I volunteer myself
as chief cake taster
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)
funny, I seem to have a lot of those
but no chief washing upper or recycling taking outer
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:44, Reply)
Sorry I can't make it, I'm at a wedding.

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:25, Reply)
Maybe you'll catch the bouquet this time
You've just got to want it
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:37, Reply)
I still don't recall inviting you.
it would breach the restraining order Applebite took out against you anyway
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:42, Reply)
You didn't invite me,
I just responded to the event because I'm hilarious.
and that's still going through the courts it doesn't count yet.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:06, Reply)
Kitzo
After the chocolate cheesecake success, what cake should I make next time?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:26, Reply)
Raspberry Pannacotta
Or Apple Crumble
Or Chocolate Fudge Cake
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:31, Reply)
I can make panna cotta standing on my head
So I'll do that next time.

And Kitty, you need a shave.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:32, Reply)
*poles dances*

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:34, Reply)
Kitty, you've come free at the side

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:35, Reply)
Kitty, your clit is hanging out again

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:37, Reply)
I wear my pole dancing kilt
in the centuries old traditional manner
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:38, Reply)
I've tried pole dancing
And I own a kilt.
Never thought to mix the two.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:39, Reply)
For this
the world thanks you
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:41, Reply)
:(

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:46, Reply)
I'd like to see you do the move in my profile picture
in a kilt.

*shields eyes*
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:47, Reply)
Not sure I can manage that one, I've only had a couple of lessons from a friend
I can go upside down though, gripping with my legs only, and then slide in a semi-controlled fashion. Skillz.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:49, Reply)
I think I joke poledanced last night :(

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:53, Reply)
POIDH

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:59, Reply)
the key here
is that I was drunk. And according to facebook did bad things last night :(
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:01, Reply)
Bad, as in illegal?
Embarrassing? Regrettable? Rude?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:05, Reply)
Just embarassing
I pulled a straight girl apparantly who had a boyfriend which she forgot about. Then I forgot about her, and wandered off to get a McDonalds
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:11, Reply)
That doesn't sound that bad
I'm guessing you didn't know she had a fella.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:12, Reply)
No idea at all
or wouldn't have obviously.

Some really quite creepy men were there though
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:14, Reply)
Hmm, girl kissing a girl
Sure to attract men, sadly some of which are of the creepy variety.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:15, Reply)
it was a gay night
but they were a tiny bit menacing. Not while I was kissing the girl, but afterwards when I was pushing through the crowd.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:18, Reply)
That's out of order then
Not your fault
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:20, Reply)
Luckily
I was wearing very high heels. I may have accidentally stood on his foot
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:22, Reply)
that is very impressive for a boy
most guys can't take the skin pain.

There's a move where you do that but slide down really quickly, from a height. It's called the Nose Breaker. I can do it and have yet to break my nose :D
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:55, Reply)
Well, I couldn't take too much of the skin pain that goes with it
But hanging upside down by your legs is fun! Also swinging around it like a loon is awesome.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:57, Reply)
I do that
I invented a move called the raptor run where you run around it faster and faster until your feet leave the ground. It's not sexy.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:18, Reply)
None of what I managed was sexy
My friend would show me a move, and looked hot as hell. I'd then try and would look like a mong in a hurricane.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:20, Reply)
Taking part is what matters :)
you doing it again?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:23, Reply)
If my friend has some of us over for another pole night, sure
It was a laugh last time, even when her 6'6" boyfriend (who's also a great mate of mine) dislodged the pole from the ceiling with an energetic swing.

Here's me and him fixing it.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:25, Reply)
that is my new favourite phrase

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:26, Reply)
I make an awesome toffee apple crumble
its so delicious that even though I have to eat it all myself over the course of two days, I never get bored of it.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:45, Reply)
White chocolate cheesecake?
Oh, and I fucking love Tiramisu, can you make that?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:34, Reply)
Normal chocolate
But it was rocky road so it had all flumps and chocolate biscuits in it too
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:35, Reply)
My girlfriend's mum makes amazing rocky road
With cherries in too. NOM.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:36, Reply)
I cut out the cherries because they suck
I make a fabulous rocky road bar.
Ooh, I'm going to make that too.
'Kitty', do you like rocky road bars?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:37, Reply)
Don't know, probably.
Cherries: good. Marshmallow: bad.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:41, Reply)
You ate enough of the frigging things in that cake dintcha!

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:42, Reply)
Would the real Kitty please stand up?
Why, that's me!

I don't really like rocky road bars, they're too sickly and chocolatey, I'm more of a fruity cake eater. But not fruitcake, bleurgh.

I make some awesome marshmallow cupcakes with a gooey marshmallow centre. Skillz.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:46, Reply)
Nomz

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:51, Reply)
sorry for delay
was doing some genuine work and shiznit.

I vote peanut butter cheesecake.

Or strawberry and cream frosting layer cake. It's just a sponge cake but cut into four and layered with real strawberries and cream frosting. Mmmm...fattening.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:44, Reply)
is cream frosting butter cream?

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:52, Reply)
yeah
I've got in the habit of calling it frosting because all the recipe books do.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:55, Reply)
That's my fave that is
I eat mugs of it
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:27, Reply)
Frolic naked
I'm surprised no-one else has mentioned it.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)
Killing spree and a Burger King

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:38, Reply)
^this.
the answer should always be this.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:50, Reply)
NO!
KFC's better.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:52, Reply)
oh I do enjoy KFC
however, I feel KFC is best for hangover/comedown Sundays, whilst Burger King is an action feast.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:56, Reply)
Lets be honest, it's all awful

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:58, Reply)
I disagree
it might be horribly bad for you but it tastes soooo good
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:10, Reply)
Better yet
Killing spree at a burger king
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:01, Reply)
I'm leaving early today so I'm going to borough market to eat chorizo

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:48, Reply)
Becky!
I'm actually quite jealous, I love chorizo.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:50, Reply)
I have chorizo in my fridge
But not here :(
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:53, Reply)
Best sandwiches
I want one now.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:00, Reply)
Look for a new job
Or have a smoke, sit out the back and continue making up mix cd's for our camping/free party on Saturday night.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:50, Reply)
I would go for a very long walk in the cuntryside.
Or if it was raining I would go to bed.

I am a woman of extremes.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:57, Reply)
shouldn't that be an
on rather than an in
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:58, Reply)
I'm not going to work today.
I will watch Glee, possibly get some food, and sleep.

I'm not sure I'm feeling too good.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:20, Reply)
Well I'm afraid your the person best positioned to decide on how your feeling, so best get on with it.

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Or I'll just stay in bed.

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Not more Glee people :(

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:35, Reply)
It's fantastic.

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Hahahahahahahaha!

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Oh just piss off!

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:28, Reply)
Just remember that bar accidents, he's going to die before us.

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Sorry.
I just couldn't resist.

(Who am I kidding. Sorry? Hahahaha.)

But you're right. I think my wife will kill me soon if I don't do something around the house.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)

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