Chilly, windy and altogether grim in the parish of Finchley today.
My activity of choice would be taking a personal guided tour of some ancient Mexican ruins with all other tourists paid to stay the fuck out of my way whilst I did it.

Alt Q: apart from the terrible incident where I had to use my underpants to clean myself up after a violent attack of fizzy diarrhoea in the bin cupboard of a block of council flats round the back of Old Street tube station, yes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 8:31, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yes, tourism is ruined by other tourists.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 27 May 2010, 8:34, Reply)

Especially council flat tours.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 27 May 2010, 8:36, Reply)

Ha!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Noel, Noel
Scored an own goal
When he did his mum
In the wrong hole

His dad was angry
His dad was mad
It was his turn
To be buggered by the lad
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 May 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Certainly sounds like you've met my parents.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 27 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Met them?
I am them. Noel, I birthed you through my penile urethra. Welcome home, son
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 May 2010, 9:59, Reply)

That sounds like quite a distressing incident.
I hope they weren't your favourite pants!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 27 May 2010, 8:36, Reply)

It wasn't one of my life's high points, for sure.
They can't have been particularly special pants as their loss is very much overshadowed in my mind by the clear-as-day memory of my squatting in agony behind a fly-blown bin, with a stinking fountain of mustard-coloured faeces jetting in jagged spurts from my tortured anus, my baleful face fixed in misery like a Greek tragedian's mask.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 8:40, Reply)

I like your writing style
Although the story is bit grim.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 27 May 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Just a teensy bit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Did you rip off your monogram first, so they could not be traced?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 27 May 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Luckily
my staff had brought my Victorian bathing machine, so not only was my modesty entirely protected throughout the whole sorry incident, but it also meant I had a handy receptacle for my soiled hand-woven Chinese silk pants, once the deed was done.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 9:00, Reply)

The poignant tragedy of the event is tempered by the elegance of your prose.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 May 2010, 10:04, Reply)