I'm usually the first person to turn up
So have a brief chat before an awkward silence, then you say "I'm just going to see to the nibbles" and walk away.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:54, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

but isn't that more awkward
that you're in someone's house, about three feet away from them, not talking?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Yep....
Admittedly, this doesn't happen now as I only go to parties run by good mates.
only go to parties run by good mates. never get invited to parties.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:58, Reply)

You can come to my party if you like
there will be cupcakes. I don't know where you live so it may or may not be really far.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Is it tonight? I'm busy, but thanks for the offer!
And I get the impression you're up in Manchester, or that way-ish? So that's 2-2.5 hours drive away.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:03, Reply)

It is Manchester
but it's on Saturday.

Who parties on a Thursday night? I'm not as young as I was y'know.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I'm also busy Saturday
Crazy socialite that I am (have some friends up from 'darn sarth'). Thanks for the sympathy invite though! Makes me feel better than Psychochomp, who didn't even get one of those.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:08, Reply)

he keeps inviting himself just so he can decline
I appreciate the effort he's putting in to try and burn me though
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)

I didn't read burn there
gave it a whole new meaning
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)

the 'r' close to the 'n' does make it look like an 'm'

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:15, Reply)

haha
also true. He does want to bum me. But only angrily, not lovingly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Ahh, spite fucking...
Gets the job done.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)

anal tearing?
That's a job now?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Yeah, but it doesn't pay well
Shit benefits.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)

that made me actually laugh

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:29, Reply)