Good Omens I take it?
Edit: and just laugh at your friend and ask him how it's taken him this long
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:25, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yeah. Enjoyed the Gaiman bits (the bit with the Antichrist)
Enjoyed the character of Crowley, but got a bit pissed off with Pratchett.

That was about a week ago. He'll have read everything ever by now :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Pratchett is a cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Gaiman is God
and has a hot fiancee
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Agreed. And that Hogfather was utter pigshit.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Fake War and Peace reading
just claim your favourite character is Andrei because he's everyone's favourite, and then blag some stuff about the futility of war, and the oppressive nature of society. Bingo
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:30, Reply)

If you're going to pretend you've read War and Peace
at least pretend to like some character that no one likes.
Or act like someone who has read war and Peace and say "it's boring"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:55, Reply)

If you're going to pretend you've read any book whatosever
you deserve a kick in the fucking face.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I like that book a lot

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:27, Reply)