The 'wet hair will give you a cold' is bollocks...
...and is all based on Louis Pasteur's experiments with damp chickens and anthrax.
On the other hand being 'colder' than others (at a regular temperature) will give you a 10% increased chance of getting an infection.

Alt: Planet Rock.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:01, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Your mum's got a damp chicken

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Hello Roota
Do I still have to be nice to you today?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:03, Reply)

nah, go for it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Oh. Because I don't think I can be nasty to you today
Unless you say something that's ripe for the mocking.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:09, Reply)

She said that poor Baby P is wif der angles now.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I fort it wuz babe p but it wuz a chiken feetus

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:20, Reply)

It's better than having damp anthrax.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Your mum 'choked my chicken'.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Til it exploded and died

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:06, Reply)

*phones RSPCA*

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:09, Reply)

^HA!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:10, Reply)

'it's the sure shot'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I knew I could rely on you.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Have you ever seen the video?
It rules with an iron fist.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:47, Reply)