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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Get to bed you silly cunts

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
You get to bed
Or at least come down here, tuck me in and read me a story
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:20, Reply)
I'm not going to work tomorrow, so no. Shant

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:21, Reply)
Just show him the Bravissimo catalogue,
he'll be off in no time.
I hear your job went tits up, but you're going to do locum work instead - that sounds canny like pet :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:26, Reply)
Reet canny like xx

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:29, Reply)
Geet muckle canny ye knaa
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:32, Reply)
Get a fucking room you two.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 May 2010, 1:44, Reply)
Who?
You mean me and Mark?
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:54, Reply)
Oh yeah, congratulations on the new job by the way
I don't start til 10.30 this morning so I'll be fine, but I might just knock one out and go to bed now
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:28, Reply)
So long as you're not thinking about me while you rub one out

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:30, Reply)
Heehee, you wish
I'm printing Lampito's picture and giving it a back story as we speak
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:34, Reply)
Now I have a vivid picture of you with a huge roll of "sticky-backed plastic"
a la Blue Peter ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:38, Reply)
'make your own wank fodder'
the special that never aired
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:41, Reply)
That's given me an idea!
I could laminate it for bert afterwards, then he'll have a re-usable, "wipe clean" wank board :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:53, Reply)
a fantastic idea
also for shower usage
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:54, Reply)
I think "5 a day" refers to portions of fruit & veg consumed.
If you're OFF, I wish you sweaty dreams ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:31, Reply)

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