Did you ever do that thing where you place both hands flat against each other
and make the live long and prosper sign, then get someone else to do the same thing and then interlock your hands with each other at right angles. Then you look between your hands from the wrist end and it looks like a fanny?

I've probably explained that badly, but if you've ever done it you'll know what I mean!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:15, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I still do this...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Yay!!
Me too, I think I only did it about two weeks ago.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Me too!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:18, Reply)

It's a classic.
Up there with 'smell the cheese'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:21, Reply)

and don't forget
if your hand is bigger than your face you've got cancer.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:40, Reply)

"open the fridge"
*POW*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:43, Reply)

the best one ever
is the one where the punchline is 'Haha - you're an AFRICAN BUM CLEANER'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I am not familiar with that one
I'm fond of the more modern

"do you like fish sticks?" (fish dicks)
"yes"
"what are you some kind of gay fish?"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:48, Reply)