Today is my colleague Lee's last day
He is currently dancing around the office in nought but a Mankini and matching green trainers, like a much more disturbing real-life version of The Todd.

Who here can say the same?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:56, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

please sing Lee at him for me.
In a really annoying and high pitched whine.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:58, Reply)

What a LOLWACKY place you must work in.
Go on, who has got the "YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAD TO WORK HERE, BUT IT HELPS!!!!1!!!ONE!!1ELEVEN!" mug?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:59, Reply)

there's a woman in my office who has a sign above her desk that says
Out of my mind! Back in 5!

L. O. L.

She also has a pink mouse that's covered in diamantes.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Kill her now.
History will thank you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Then who will feed her cats?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:08, Reply)

They can eat her rotting minge.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:38, Reply)

You should tell your new 'ladyfriend' that one...
It would be a nice ice-breaker should there be a nervous start to the evening.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:45, Reply)

None of us
Once he leaves the place will be 100% saner
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:07, Reply)