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I'm so looking forward to Sunday
Am I allowed to touch the baby bump or do you find people who do that really annoying?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:02,
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latest was 15 years ago)
do it anyway
angry pregnant lady baiting is fun
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:03,
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Yes, do it
But remember, Al, you're only allowed to try to touch it from the
outside.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:04,
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Awwww, you spoiled my fun there
I was going to pretend it was all an amusing misunderstanding.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:05,
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THREADJACK!
You got your tickets yet? Mine are still a no show.
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djtrialprice, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:09,
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have you got tickets to the gun show?
*flexes*
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:10,
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Oh I got guns hon
*also flexes*
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djtrialprice, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:13,
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Yep, they arrived day before yesterday
I'm all of the happy now.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:11,
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:'(
Maybe they take longer to get East Anglia cos we're all simple farmers
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djtrialprice, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:13,
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Maybe someone stole yours
or maybe the organisers decided you didn't deserve tickets since you started dating a scouser.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:18,
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I think everyone realises
I'm doing the country a favour by taking her out of the dating pool. I demand remuneration!
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djtrialprice, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:20,
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Oh man, you're so fucking dead now
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:23,
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She's at Alton Towers today
I can say whatever I goddamn please!
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djtrialprice, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:26,
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Yeah, cos she has no access to phones or texts or anything...
Stupid boy
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:28,
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Well if we all click it, it'll go on the popular page and she'll see it.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:28,
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I don't think I've been on the popular since I started seeing her
Apparently I used to be funny.
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djtrialprice, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:32,
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Which wag told you that?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:37,
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You did
You were always POTDing me. Remember, back when we first met and everything was fresh and exciting?
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djtrialprice, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:41,
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he was trying to sleep with you.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:42,
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well it's the most popular now
I don't think I've ever had such an empty victory.
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djtrialprice, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:46,
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You're right.
Where did it all go so terribly wrong?
Nowadays you're about as funny as cock cancer. Slightly less funny than that actually.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:43,
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about Darthfoxtrot's level?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:43,
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should I pretend to be pretending not to be gay as well?
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djtrialprice, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:47,
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A little bit lower than that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:23,
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You
Are so fucking dead...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:40,
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If you use nice words like "radiant" and "blooming"
I'll probably be less of an angry retard than usual and might be amenable to some bump fondling.
I'm cooking lamb, oh yes.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:17,
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That's my favourite meat.
Well, joint favourite along with cow and pig. Does this mean you have a functioning kitchen again?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:19,
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for the most part -
needs tweaking but the structural, functional aspects are done.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:21,
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Wooo!
I can't wait to see your blooming radiant self in your lovely kitchen.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:23,
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Well done.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:30,
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