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I think it would make your eyes water.
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girlinthehole, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:18,
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'Dicks Sinex Nasal Spray.'
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:19,
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Tell you what
If you were to sneeze afterwards it'd be a hell of a mess!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:20,
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it's a handy sperm receptacle
if it weren't for that little draw back
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:21,
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There are logistical issues though
I'm not boasting here, but I'd struggle to get my cock into anyone's nostril. It would need a good aim, which is difficult at the moment of ejaculation.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:23,
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you'd not need the whole thing in there!
unless you've got a headless cock that spews sperm forth like a fire hose
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:26,
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No, it has the requisite jizzle
But it's a bit difficult to be precise with the aim when convulsing orgasmically.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:27,
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I've only been with one guy that convulsed when he orgasmed
he was a fah-reak, so now I'm assuming you are too
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:29,
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I thought it was quite normal
We're not talking epileptic fit here, just a bit of spasmodic jerking (snigger).
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:30,
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haha I get what you mean, still, he's the only one
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:31,
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but it's so uncomfortable when you accidentally get water up your nose when you're swimming,
it would be like that, only gooier and burnier
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:29,
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hahaha isn't it funny? if I had a cock I'd be jizzing up bitches noses all the bloody time
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:32,
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You might not be too popular
And perhaps have to sign a register every day...
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:41,
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I've had Aftershock up my nose
that was awful
I imagine jizz would be worse
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:33,
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Absinthe up the nose is a fucking stupid idea
Learn from my mistake.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:10,
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Salty :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:33,
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probably
I'm wondering if it'll burn
probably make you sneeze
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:20,
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