I think it would make your eyes water.

( girlinthehole, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:18, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

'Dicks Sinex Nasal Spray.'

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Tell you what
If you were to sneeze afterwards it'd be a hell of a mess!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:20, Reply)

it's a handy sperm receptacle
if it weren't for that little draw back
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)

There are logistical issues though
I'm not boasting here, but I'd struggle to get my cock into anyone's nostril. It would need a good aim, which is difficult at the moment of ejaculation.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:23, Reply)

you'd not need the whole thing in there!
unless you've got a headless cock that spews sperm forth like a fire hose
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:26, Reply)

No, it has the requisite jizzle
But it's a bit difficult to be precise with the aim when convulsing orgasmically.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I've only been with one guy that convulsed when he orgasmed
he was a fah-reak, so now I'm assuming you are too
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I thought it was quite normal
We're not talking epileptic fit here, just a bit of spasmodic jerking (snigger).
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:30, Reply)

haha I get what you mean, still, he's the only one

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:31, Reply)

but it's so uncomfortable when you accidentally get water up your nose when you're swimming,
it would be like that, only gooier and burnier
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:29, Reply)

hahaha isn't it funny? if I had a cock I'd be jizzing up bitches noses all the bloody time

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:32, Reply)

You might not be too popular
And perhaps have to sign a register every day...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I've had Aftershock up my nose
that was awful

I imagine jizz would be worse
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Absinthe up the nose is a fucking stupid idea
Learn from my mistake.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Salty :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:33, Reply)

probably
I'm wondering if it'll burn
probably make you sneeze
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:20, Reply)