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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I think it would make your eyes water.

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:18, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
'Dicks Sinex Nasal Spray.'

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:19, Reply)
Tell you what
If you were to sneeze afterwards it'd be a hell of a mess!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:20, Reply)
it's a handy sperm receptacle
if it weren't for that little draw back
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)
There are logistical issues though
I'm not boasting here, but I'd struggle to get my cock into anyone's nostril. It would need a good aim, which is difficult at the moment of ejaculation.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:23, Reply)
you'd not need the whole thing in there!
unless you've got a headless cock that spews sperm forth like a fire hose
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:26, Reply)
No, it has the requisite jizzle
But it's a bit difficult to be precise with the aim when convulsing orgasmically.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:27, Reply)
I've only been with one guy that convulsed when he orgasmed
he was a fah-reak, so now I'm assuming you are too
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:29, Reply)
I thought it was quite normal
We're not talking epileptic fit here, just a bit of spasmodic jerking (snigger).
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:30, Reply)
haha I get what you mean, still, he's the only one

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:31, Reply)
but it's so uncomfortable when you accidentally get water up your nose when you're swimming,
it would be like that, only gooier and burnier
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:29, Reply)
hahaha isn't it funny? if I had a cock I'd be jizzing up bitches noses all the bloody time

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:32, Reply)
You might not be too popular
And perhaps have to sign a register every day...
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:41, Reply)
I've had Aftershock up my nose
that was awful

I imagine jizz would be worse
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:33, Reply)
Absinthe up the nose is a fucking stupid idea
Learn from my mistake.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:10, Reply)
Salty :(

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:33, Reply)
probably
I'm wondering if it'll burn
probably make you sneeze
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:20, Reply)

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