yeah, showers are such a pain.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

more of a pain then not having one
when the only reason you need one is an avoidable jizz-covering
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Yeah, but don't you shower after sex?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I find it's better to shower before sex
Then I can do a proper gentleman's wash
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:12, Reply)

not always and not immediately
also, being in a stable loving relationship I don't feel dirty after sex, so don't feel the need that some of you might.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:12, Reply)

^^ this
Have sex last thing at night, fall asleep together, have shower when you wake up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:13, Reply)

yeah
I always shower first thing anyway otherwise I don't wake up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I tend to wake up first
It makes getting to the bathroom easier.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:15, Reply)

doesn't work for me
I've had to train myself to sleepwalk to the shower

I do occasionally wake up standing in a wardrobe, 2 hours late for work...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I'm a morning person
But my other half is the opposite. I can wake up before the alarm, and be out of bed within seconds, but she takes about an hour.

But at the close of day, I'm falling asleep during the 10 o'clock news while she's still wide awake for hours.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:20, Reply)

sounds like our positions are reversed
my mrs is like you, and I'm like your mrs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:23, Reply)

'm
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:24, Reply)

The two of you should clearly have sex

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:25, Reply)

WIFESWAP!

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Same same
A shower is an essential part of my morning routine.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Yeah I can't be arsed showering afterwards
it would usually mean having to go to bed with wet hair.

And I might catch a cold, eh Al, eh?! *elbows again*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Yeah, but if you get hot and sweaty and stuff like that...
I hate falling asleep when I'm like that.

Not that I sleep with people after I've shagged them :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:15, Reply)

You would if you were a bloke
It goes something like:

Ejaculate
Pull out
Turn over
Fart
Fall asleep

Within about 3 minutes. Unless I make a concerted effort to stay awake.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:18, Reply)

You forgot
"Maintain a low level of unconscious flatulence throughout the night, which you'll be told off for the following morning."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Very true
I sleepfart quite well, apparently. One of my mates first told me that when we shared a room in a youth hostel.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:22, Reply)

And this ^
It's all hormones and chemicals innit, makes us menfolk very sleepy after blastoff. Please keep that in mind when you suddenly want to talk about what Deborah said to you at work today.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I don't suffer from that
I don't sleep well, so even sex doesn't make me sleepy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:21, Reply)

that's why you need a post-coital smoke
to all you to cool off.

also, I've got a water meter, if I had a shower after every time I had sex I'd be broke. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

*looks around for someone to high five*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Shut up and eat your croissant, there's a good boy

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I've not slept with a smoker
but I imagine post shag fags would be great
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:30, Reply)

they really are
even better is lying back with your shaggee and sparking a joint in bed.

bliss. no smoking in my house though :-(
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:31, Reply)

The person I'd most likely sleep with next if all goes well
doesn't think smoking suits me.

Then again, he's known me since I was 14 and innocent.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:34, Reply)

pfft
smoking suits everyone, as long as they look like they are comfortable holding a cigarette.

also, it makes you look cool
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Lots of people have said they don't like to see me smoke
As in, at least 10.

I still do.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)

why have they said that?
and did you tell them to find their damn business?

I've been told that smoking suits me. not that I really smoke cigarettes any more...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I laughed and took another drag

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:41, Reply)

good girl :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:42, Reply)

But kissing a lass who's just smoked
Is fucking GRIM.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:34, Reply)

never found that
even before I smoked
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)

It tasted how I imagine licking an ashtray would tase like.
Plus she was a bit of a minger, I was young and hadn't formed much in the way of standards by then.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Not always

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:12, Reply)

He usually has to pay first.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:12, Reply)