going to make myself look well sexy in a pretty kimono top so that my tits fall out when I'm playing beer pong later
it's my friends sons gradutation then she's having a massive party
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

10 points if you bag the son.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:39, Reply)

oh gawd, he's the fucking definition of geek
I can't go there, she's one of my friends, she'd KILL me
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:41, Reply)

You're still not ruling it out though are you?

( djtrialprice, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Or she'd thank you for proving to her that he's not gay

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:43, Reply)

It'll be like in American Pie
You can be Stiffler's Mom!!

(I know you're not that old, but the principle is the same)
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:46, Reply)

un_fucken_likely
he'd probably run out of the room crying
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:48, Reply)

still, keep us posted!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:55, Reply)

haha whaaaaaat
soooooooo not going there!

it's likely I'll be drunk and end up texting the bloke from the other night, which would be almost worse than de-virginising the graduate
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:56, Reply)

well if you change your mind
make sure you film your remake of The Graduate.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:57, Reply)

ye gods

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:00, Reply)