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I'm so excited!
I'm going out tonight. To the Georgian Theatre in Richmond.
I'll be seeing the Jaleo ensemble perform some of their estimable flamenco music and dance.
Oh, and I have a front row seat. Me AND the missus. WOW!

What you doing then?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:09, 150 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I'm going to get drunk with friends and sleeze on girls.

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:11, Reply)
That would be either sneeze or sleaze?
Or have you invented a new pastime?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:13, Reply)
It's a mixture of the two,
I'm going to try it out.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)
Sounds like fun!
As long as you can convince them it's snot.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)
"NAH love it's only snot, so what star sign are you?"

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Sounds like a plan.
Let us know how you get on.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:17, Reply)
I expect certain success.

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:19, Reply)
You cannot possibly fail if you couple it with,
"Get your coat pet - you've pulled."
All the laydeez will be putty in your hands - you'll be beating them off with a shitty stick :o)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:26, Reply)
I read that as
eating them off a shitty stick. Which is frankly just gross.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:34, Reply)
tonight Matthew I'm going to be
making 84 different flavoured cupcakes for tomorrow's party.

Firstly I'm off to Costco to buy 10kg bags of flour.

And some mangos, just for Chompy.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:12, Reply)
All 84 differently flavoured?
I imagine that'd be difficult.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)
14 different flavours, 6 of each
I'm not that good
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Have you given each flavour a quirky name?

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:17, Reply)
I might do if I have time to make little flags for them all.
I'm making a couple that have to have names, like the Cuba Libre cupcake and the Magical Rainbow Sparkles Cupcake. I've also found a recipe for cupcakes with poprocks in the icing which I'm curious about
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:22, Reply)
Oh good, you're not ignoring me for the kitty
The poprocks cupcakes sound interesting!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:24, Reply)
No, I'm plotting revenge.
I'm just not sure if they'd work, the poprocks go into the icing, but surely the sugar would just dissolve and they wouldn't pop anymore.

I'm also making jack and coke cakes, but I'm skeptical.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:26, Reply)
I;m sure i've had chocolate with pop rocks in
Could it be the same principle?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:27, Reply)
hopefully.
I'll see if it works and let you know!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:28, Reply)
Not into the icing, sprinkled over surely?

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:27, Reply)
It says to make the icing and then empty a packet of the poprocks in and mix it together
but maybe sprinkling would be a better idea. I might do a test tonight and make a little batch of icing and then see how the pops fare over time.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:33, Reply)
They'll go down a treat and everyone will love them.
You'll be sending me a thankyou gaz within 48 hours.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:16, Reply)
I'll gaz you a cock of appreciation
I'm leaving out comments cards for people so I'll see what they say about the mango delights.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:17, Reply)
I bet there's one that says something along the lines of
"THE MANGO ONES WERE SHIT AND DULL AND I HATE HIM"
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:18, Reply)
hahaha

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:19, Reply)
If I was going (and I got invited!)
That's what I'd write.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:20, Reply)
That'll be me.

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:22, Reply)
Yep, I can predict the future.

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:23, Reply)
What am I about to do now?

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:27, Reply)
Have a shower

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:27, Reply)
she's not answering.
she's probably in the shower.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:32, Reply)
WRONG

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:33, Reply)
Well you should do, you stink.

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:34, Reply)
I'm off to get my eyes tested now
goodbye the board.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Fuck off then.

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:37, Reply)
It's on my list.
First I need to restitch the shorts I want to wear tonight.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:35, Reply)
possibly getting drunk
torn between drunk tonight, or drunk tomorrow
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Why put it off?
Find someone to help you get drunk tonight and you may be able to get drunk tomorrow as well.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)
money
well actually I've been drunk quite a lot this week and I'm scaling down
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:16, Reply)
I'll be blunt.
Find some dumb fucker to pay for your booze tonight.
Preferably a lolfatty so you can run away and leave them heartbroken at the end of the night.
Sad fat cunts.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:19, Reply)
I almost never accept a drink off someone
unless I'm interested. Rarely I will, but generally I don't want to be stuck talking to someone I've no interest in, for the sake of booze. I do have several bottles of vodka, gin and tequila, but if I don't drink tonight then I'll be more likely to last longer tomorrow night
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:22, Reply)
I don't like people buying me drinks
it makes me quite uncomfortable

I enjoy the free drink, but I feel guilty.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:24, Reply)
^ this

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:26, Reply)
I don't have this problem.
I manipulate them into buying me the drink, then do a runner, maybe giving a parting snog if they're fit.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:26, Reply)
Now that's a real woman.

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:28, Reply)
I'll save someone else the trouble.
woman slag.


It works though, I got a text last night from the only pull I gave my number to on my wild ten-pull night a couple of weeks ago asking if I wanted to go out for drinks sometime.

I didn't let on that I couldn't remember his name.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:32, Reply)
In my eyes, someone's only a slag if they fuck someone to hurt someone else
Randomly snogging some guy because you think he's fit and bought you a drink =/= slag.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Yes!
Thanks. Can you just tell everyone else that now please?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Eh, alright
Just don't stand behind me fucking 6 guys at once while I do so, it kinda hurts my statement.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:38, Reply)
What?
Oh, erm sorry *pulls knickers back up*
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:39, Reply)
snogging people doesn't make you a slag
I'm personally hoping this is true
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:39, Reply)
It is true, snog who you like

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:41, Reply)
*cough* slag *cough*

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:37, Reply)
I'm too old and fragile
to drink two nights in a row.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:18, Reply)
I'm going for at least 7 days in a row
Between the end of my exams and the end of download.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:20, Reply)
yeah but you're on the sexy side of 20,
I remember when there were only 100 Pokemon.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Only for another 4 months.

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:24, Reply)
drink while you still can!!

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:25, Reply)
Don't encourage me :)

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:27, Reply)
then you'll be old and embittered
like the rest of us
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:25, Reply)
Yay!
I'm already pretty bitter to be fair.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:27, Reply)
You've got a long, long way to go

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:31, Reply)
that sounds a bit noncey

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:25, Reply)
it does doesn't it?
I meant its sexy to be that age, not to...wait I'm making it worse.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:29, Reply)
*looks around for the CEOP Panic Button*

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:32, Reply)
From 'Battle of the Planets'?

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:48, Reply)
I'm going to go out, find a dog, kick it, a rainbow, will probably come out, via the medium of sick.

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:17, Reply)
Possibly going out
possibly to Off-Modern

Possibly.

Or recreating THIS (warning, NSFW text only
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:18, Reply)
Gonna go see Prince of Persia tonight
Then eat well because it's pay day. Drinks tomorrow, cycling Sunday, fuck all Monday.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:19, Reply)
I really want to see that
even though I know it's going to be gay.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Yeah, I don't have massively high hopes

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:25, Reply)
the trailers make the action stuff look pretty close to the game
which is cool. Although I bet he doesn't climb ladders as quickly
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I haven't actually seen the trailers
Only pics of Jake Gyllenhall with no top on and luxurious hair. Which I think is why the Lady wants to see it.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:31, Reply)
oh god yes.
His hair is so full bodied and shiny.

He does all that cool sliding down slopes thing and the stabbing his knife into beams to swing himself up, it looks pretty true-to-game. I don't really like Gemma Arterton though, she was pez in Quantum of Dullness.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:38, Reply)
Pez?
She dislocated her jaw and vomited out candy? I must've missed that bit.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:39, Reply)
Yes. Literally.

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Quite the talent.

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:42, Reply)
about the only talent she has

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:48, Reply)
H'mmm I've not got anything definite planned.
I want to go down to London to a a gallery or museeum, then lunch in the Chandos, and bum around Charing Cross Road.

I should start decorating my flat, which may be too much to contemplate.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:19, Reply)
I'm travelling an hour by train to go to an awesome house party
With a bouncy castle in an enormous labyrinth of a converted bakery.

And tomorrow I'm going to be eating cupcakes made by the lovely Kitty O'Hara.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:20, Reply)
How was the exam?

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:20, Reply)
WORST. EXAM. EVER.

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:21, Reply)
You'll be fine,
don't worry about it, half the exams I thought were shit I got better than expected marks.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:22, Reply)
No, I say I've failed after every exam,
But this time I genuinely think I have.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:23, Reply)
It's only first year exams.
chillax
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:24, Reply)
First year exams actually count to something on my degree cos I'm doing a year out in Industry.
So unlike everyone else, I can't cruise these ones.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:25, Reply)
I assume you'll get the opportunity to retake though?

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:26, Reply)
Yeah, obv
But it would damage my chances of getting a good placement. While everyone else has to get 40% to pass, I have to get 60%. And 80% to get one of the best placements.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:29, Reply)
You don't know anything until the results come out.
Just wait and see.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:33, Reply)
But it's a good job you've got the career
of pole dancer to fall back on
once you've had a little surgery on your face
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:41, Reply)
Oh!
I've just taken delivery of a flag for Download. Al will tell you I'm very excited. We're going to have a b3ta flag around our site and he's going to pretend he doesn't know me.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:42, Reply)
:( To the first post
and :D to the second one. Is it the furtive bear?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:43, Reply)
:P to you in general
It is going to be the furtive bear. I've blown up the icon to A4 size and I've got fabric paints and a plain white flag. Arts and Crafts fun ahoy!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:46, Reply)
oh noes, what happened?

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:23, Reply)
It was just the shittest pile of stupidly hard shit ever.
And it's negatively marked :/
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:25, Reply)
does that mean you start with 100 and they take a mark away for every dumb thing you say?
Jebus that's harsh.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:31, Reply)
It means that for every multiple choice question you get wrong, not only do you lose the mark for that question
You also lose another 1/3 of a mark.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:34, Reply)
that's so mean
it's like they want you to fail.

Time to start sleeping with some tutors methinks.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:39, Reply)
It's to stop you guessing.
Sadly Life sciences is not chock full of mega hot young professors :(
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:40, Reply)
you gotta do what you gotta do
just don't look.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:46, Reply)
all cats are grey in the night

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:49, Reply)
You'll have been fine bbz.
Enjoy the party!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Thanks :)

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:40, Reply)
going to make myself look well sexy in a pretty kimono top so that my tits fall out when I'm playing beer pong later
it's my friends sons gradutation then she's having a massive party
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:31, Reply)
10 points if you bag the son.

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:39, Reply)
oh gawd, he's the fucking definition of geek
I can't go there, she's one of my friends, she'd KILL me
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:41, Reply)
You're still not ruling it out though are you?

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:43, Reply)
Or she'd thank you for proving to her that he's not gay

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:43, Reply)
It'll be like in American Pie
You can be Stiffler's Mom!!

(I know you're not that old, but the principle is the same)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:46, Reply)
un_fucken_likely
he'd probably run out of the room crying
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:48, Reply)
still, keep us posted!

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:55, Reply)
haha whaaaaaat
soooooooo not going there!

it's likely I'll be drunk and end up texting the bloke from the other night, which would be almost worse than de-virginising the graduate
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:56, Reply)
well if you change your mind
make sure you film your remake of The Graduate.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:57, Reply)
ye gods

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:00, Reply)
I'm going to track down a chum who owes me a large sum of money
and then I am either going to go out on the piss or go home and die.

I didn't get home til 3am, because I was having such a nice time with that northern bint, so I am a touch 'cream crackered' at the moment.

Being a) a bank hol and b) payday and c) I'm not seeing my daughter this weekend, I'm sure an element of MD's shall creep into the proceedings.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:46, Reply)
What flavour of MD is Sir favouring this weekend?

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Well the usual
but I'm thinking I might have a couple of DMT pipes on Sunday afternoon as well.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:56, Reply)
Wiggy's just bought a hookah
no good can come from this.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:57, Reply)
Wiggy is my kind of chap.

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:59, Reply)

W Z
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:01, Reply)
You can fack orf an' all, pal.

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:03, Reply)
Did you accept the holiday in Crete offer?

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:02, Reply)
Yup
*scared*
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:03, Reply)

ah er
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:02, Reply)
We were discussing DMT t'other day
that, DMX and nutmeg.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:01, Reply)
It is truly incredible.
Far and away the most massive of drugs EVARR.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:03, Reply)
I plan on taking my little wrap camping on Saturday!
Will let you know how it pans out
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:04, Reply)
Wicked - I am actually excited for you.

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:05, Reply)
Excited is one word for it
I will have to calm myself down before I begin. I am looking forward to super detailed unfolding chrysanthemum style fractal hallucinations that i've read so much about. Try it at dawn, as the sun rises over the loch, the fire crackles and an appropriate melody drifts over from the sound system.

How can it go wrong ;-)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:13, Reply)
You have no idea.
You think you've tripped before. You are wrong.

It's well worth having as massive a hit as you can possibly manage.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:17, Reply)
I hear ye buddy!

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:21, Reply)
As a doctor I agree with Monty.
Big dose and enjoy the ride.
Have a spliff rolled and ready for the journey back to Earth.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 18:53, Reply)
I want to try psychedelics, but my mind's fucking messed up anyway
I hallucinate when sober, even more when mind-altered :/
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:07, Reply)
DMT is the biggest of the big guns and only for the super-hardcore.
Have a few mushrooms, see how you get on, is my advice. They only last for a few hours and if you really don't like it you can reduce the effect by drinking loads of water.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:09, Reply)
I don't like mushrooms
do mushrooms taste of mushrooms?

/I hope you understand what I'm trying to say
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:10, Reply)
Dry them, powder them
and then wrap them in a rizla and eat them = no taste problems...
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:13, Reply)
It sounds pretty serious stuff indeed
30 seconds - 1 minute - You break through into DMT hyperspace. Often at this point, users believe that their hearts or breathing have stopped. This is not true. To an outside observer, you are breathing normally and your pulse, while elevated, is strong. We believe that this subjective effect is due to your "internal clock" being slowed so greatly that the subjective time interval between breaths or heartbeats seems like an eternity.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:16, Reply)
Providing the weather stays dry
I am setting up a camping/free party evening on Saturday. Superb Loch side spot with stunning views and lashings of firewood nearby. Have bust out the early 90's Jungle bangers in preparation!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:57, Reply)
Hol' up your hand if you a Ganja Maaaaaaaannnnnnnn

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:00, Reply)
Mate, that was one of the first tracks i retreived
That and Remarc's RIP, Demolation Man's Fire and Dead Dred's, Dred Bass
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:02, Reply)
Bass swoops a-go-go
Fucking love RIP.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:04, Reply)
Top tune.
The AA side with the DJ Hype remix is brilliant. The definite version.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:10, Reply)
Big fan of Hype.

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:17, Reply)
The early Jungle scene was fucking amazing, so much energy
The tunes still sound brilliant
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:21, Reply)
Quite so.
Slammin' Vinyl have done some brilliant triple album compilations that cover most of the classics. Enough for me anyway - I can wring an 1.5hr set out of them at a push.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:35, Reply)
At home for the weekend
Nowt to do tonight, load of work to do tomorrow, then a food fair on sunday. The computer here is rubbish enough that I'll actually get some revision done though.
Just to give you an idea of the rubbishness, the keyboard is an old, beige, horrifically misnamed "DELL QuietKey".

It's times like this I wish I had a laptop (also when moving in/out of uni).

Anyone around or are we in the middle of the ludicrously quiet bit of the evening?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:27, Reply)
Its Friday evening, and the drunks aren't home yet.
Where is the food fare, I might indulge myself.

Oh, and good evening, I'm watching Star Trek
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:07, Reply)
Hampton Court
It's a posh foody thing, nice man with a store selling seafood pate type things at a show we went to a couple weeks ago gave us free tickets.

www.foodiesfestival.com/

Evening, I'm lurking on b3ta, though think food is happening soon
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:12, Reply)
Looks good
Pity you are not allowed to throw cabbages at the celebs.

Are you travelling down from Oxford?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:15, Reply)
Already down
Back home for the weekend (Actually a good thing workwise since having a less good compy will mean I actually work rather than just playing games/sitting around on the internet (the second part may not be working so well)).

Just spotted that all the drinks tastings from 14:45 to 16:45 are various spirits and cocktails :D

EDIT: gotta go, foods, then will probably be being sociable this evening
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:21, Reply)
Probably before you were born,
I had my first beer in the cardinal Wolsey just outside the gates at Hampton Court.

It was foolish of the leaders to allow us out without our scout uniforms, in normal clothes.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:25, Reply)

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