Did you get my text message?
I was a bit drunk when I sent it, hope it wasn't too offensive.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:08, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I read that as a reply to me
and was really concerned for a moment that you had my number.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Maybe I do
Maybe I'm just waiting to surprise you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:12, Reply)

I like this
I hope you'll make it as creepy as possible.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:15, Reply)

my number has changed
so no

I'm going to assume it really offended me and snub you for the rest of the day
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:13, Reply)

I'll put the text here and you can imagine you received it at 19.04 on saturday
When I got to Exeter there was this horrific smell. But it wasn't as bad as last time. And you're not here this time. What does that tell you? X
(Bazongaloid, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:14, Reply)

you bastard
did you have a nice time in Exeter?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Yes
We walked the very long way to get between St Davids station and the KFC in the city centre, then we tried to get a taxi back and he lied and said where we were going was just around the corner. It wasn't.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:20, Reply)

sounds like an exciting adventure

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:22, Reply)

There was a right freak in KFC
someone who looked like their head had been shrunk and then had false teeth glued to the front of their face and with a really high pitched voice.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)

which KFC was it?
the one near the Odeon or the one on a bit of a hill. possibly near the Oxfam bookshop?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Last time I was in exeter there was a dwarf serving in KFC
and there was a q out the door on Sunday lunchtime.

It's sooooo different to how I expected.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:24, Reply)

I've never had a KFC
it looks horrifically unappealing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:27, Reply)