I dreamt that some cunt did'nt post a thread directly after me
But then some cunt did
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:54, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ooh soor-ree. Taking the internet too seriously?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Nah, I'm alright thanks
How's your hair?

Or did that have sex with sexface too? :(
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Still orange
In need of a wash, but I'll do that later.

I think my hair was black when I had sex with sexface.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Was he any good?
I'm only asking for research purposes
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)

>_<

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
I need a sex avatar. The last few years of my life were so emasculating that I need somebody to get out there and start poking around for me.

But unlike the film, these people will only be blue at the end
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)

It means "Oh god I don't want to remember that night/morning"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Coyote Ugly?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)