I don't mean to give you wedding advice, but
Only invite awesome people, ignore the rest. Fuck courtesy, fuck equality, fuck politeness.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:05, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm planning to invite all of them
Luckily, the shit ones don't talk to us, so probably they won't be going. They'll find a good excuse, as they have done for 28 years, not to travel to Tenerife and visit us there.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)

You do know that you have to ask the queen if you want to get married right?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)

We'll get married in Spain
So I hope not. However, I'll ask if she gives me a good present.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:14, Reply)

^this
Thankfully this is something I will never have to worry about.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:16, Reply)

courtesy, equality and politeness aren't entering into it
reasons for inviting my aunts and uncles are:
1. people to look after my grandparents
2. More presents
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:21, Reply)

That works
I was thinking about all the others, people you've not seen in years etc.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)

naa, bollocks
they can all fuck off. I see all my good old mates all the time, so they are all in. The mrs has broken ties with her old mates as they are shit, and we see the best of our uni mates reasonably frequently so they are in too.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Sounds perfect!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:26, Reply)