Happy Birthday!
Don't sit at home on facebook and let people shout at you for being sat at home on facebook on your birthday, like some people.

Drink yourself almost into a coma courtesy of your friends, thats how my 19th went. But then I actually drank myself blind on Friday night, so maybe thats not what normal people do.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:04, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

-blind-drunk-friday-fives-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Wooo!
Feeling much better about the thing I was telling you about now. Barely even thought of it and not upset anymore. :D
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Fantastic. I'm proud of you
Keep that pretty chin up, enjoy Download, enjoy coming to London :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Yay yay yay!
Oo, also that lad who's name I can't remember texted me again, trying to get me to go to a foam party at 5th on sunday. Couldn't go though :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:19, Reply)

AWESOME
I'll try and see if Pretty V is less depressed and can stand the sight of me now.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Good luck!
My fingers are crossed for you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I think his legs will be, but no matter
I want to see him happy, he was in a very bad state when I saw him last.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:16, Reply)

this is good
the cause of upset is a lamewad.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Yep yep yep.
With a capital L.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:29, Reply)

the problem with blind fives
is the potential for hitting each other in the face
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I wasn't at home.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Whatever, it's still pretty poor.
Also: Mango is dull and shit.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I knew you'd say that.
did you have a good weekend? I went to a wedding it was nice.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:13, Reply)

How could I resist?
It was fucking awesome. Went to a house party on friday night in a labyrinth of a converted bakery, where I fucked up my leg on the bouncy castle, drank so much I lost the use of my eyes at one point and got woken up in the morning by an accordian and a bugle.
And then on Saturday I went to Kitty's party, had a lovely time and consumed my own weight in cake.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:18, Reply)

So, two cakes?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Pretty much, yeah.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Sounds good,
could you not do anything sunday and monday after kitty gave you food poisoning?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:23, Reply)

oi!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I kid I kid.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:25, Reply)

+fuck
+s
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Nah, was just recovering and revising.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I just had to explain to one of your generation how to work out percentages.
You should be ashamed.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Psst
she didn't know who Dennis Hopper was on Saturday either
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:39, Reply)

*head in hands*

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:41, Reply)

SRSLY?!
Kids nowadays...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I can work out percentages in my sleep.
Why should I be ashamed?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:45, Reply)

because you don't know who Dennis Hopper is,
tut tut
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I knew who he was once I was told what film he'd been in
I just didn't know his name.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Not good enough thicko

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I can't be expected to keep track of every famous person ever.
Unlike you, I do have a life.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I had a very social weekend actually.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I had not heard about the accordian and bugle
that night jsut got even better
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)

this one time, at band camp.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I've used that phrase
but with "Greek"
YEAH
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:01, Reply)

"I stuck an aulos in my pussy"

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I did not have sex in the ampitheatre :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:05, Reply)

mpitheatre
rse
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)

That too

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

It's funny because there's a sadface at the end

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I DID NOT GET LAID AT GREEK CAMP
How bad is THAT?! :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:09, Reply)

It's definatly a pitta

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Would have been funnier you'd said "tragedy"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Isn't an aulos a double-flute?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Yup

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Woo! Score one for obscure knowledge!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I'm doing an exam on that sort fo shit in...ooooh about an hour. FUCK

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Best get cracking with revision then!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
:(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:11, Reply)

There was also a digderidoo.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Oh my fucking god
In other news, I'm listening to Tempa T. AWESOME
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)