I will
Wouldn't catch me up there.
I think it's unethical to advertise student housing there.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I think they were trying to turn the town end of Kenny into a new Smithdown Road
And no you won't beat me up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Smiffdown can be dodge at times
But at least it's saturated with students.

I will, kick-pow!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I loved Smithdown
I lived there just when the 24hr Asda opened up. It was also the first house I had broadband in. Ahh...2002-03, a good year!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:11, Reply)

my mate lives right by that Asda.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I've never lived anywhere really rough
although I was discouraged from taking late night strolls after the police stopped me when I was on my way to the garage at midnight to get milk and asked me if I was a hooker.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Hahahahah
You prozzy
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I wasn't even dressed suggestively
I was wearing some cotton pants and a vest top with my trainers and very little makeup. If that's what whores look like these days it's a sad day for johns.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Johnslols

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

"pants" 'round here means "knickers", not trousers
Maybe that's why they stopped you?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:21, Reply)

sorry.
I used to say trousers but the northerners started saying pants and called me posh for using two syllables where one sufficed. I'm just trying to learn their language and fit in!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)

s'alright
I'm a Midlander, I say trousers, but I also chop and change between 'bath' and 'barth'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I say barth
and I've noticed that Wiggy, despite being a born and bred northerner, has started adopting my accent, which amuses me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)

As did I... as did I
Oh, and you'll try to bring the kick-pow, but I'll defeat you.
I defeated Catface, who was intent on lifting my kilt, despite Mel holding both my arms behind my back. Clendrix then told Catface off.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:14, Reply)

The Four horsemen wouldn't stop me from lifting my fella's kilt
I tell thee.
EDIT: Not that I'm implying Catface is your fella.
Last time I accused a kilt-wearer of homosexuality, he proposed to me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)

All well and good in the comfort of your own home, but:
a) I am not Catface's fella
b) We were in a packed pub in Edinburgh

Edit: DJTP has a kilt? Maybe there should be another bash where kilts are worn, I rather liked wearing mine.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Haha see above, bruv.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:21, Reply)