When I get my dogs,
The Old English Sheepdog is going to be called Bosco and the northern inuit dog Artemis.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:05, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh god we're discussing naming our pets.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:06, Reply)

It's that or microbes revision.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Was meant to meet someone outside about 10 mins ago to go to the library
WHOOPS
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:11, Reply)

This is what b3ta does to you.
It sucks in life and eats time.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Fuck work :(
I'll be 45 mins away from done this time tomorrow
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:16, Reply)

The next pet I have will be called 'Rage'
Or my firstborn will.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)

My mate said he's going to name his kids the first the he says when he sees them.
A boy was going to be something awesome that I can't remember. And a girl?
"Fuckitsagirl"
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I like that a lot!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I hope my womb remains barren

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Eh, I'd be a shit Dad, so I hope I don't have kids
For one, I'd call it Rage, regardless of sex.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Imagine shouting that in the park.
Everyone would think you were a mental.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:16, Reply)

They do so anyway
"RAAAAAGE!! Dinner's ready!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I told a woman at work what I wanted to name my hypothetical children
and she promptly stole it. I was livid.

When the kid was born she changed it though, thankfully.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)

What was it?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)

NO stealing
but I want to call them Scarlett and Maisie. She stole Scarlett, having told everyone she was going to call it Charlotte.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:35, Reply)

look at /talk now
for some cross b3ta hive mind action.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:37, Reply)

ooooooh
spooky!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:50, Reply)

No worries,
I don't even want kids. Hypothetical or otherwise.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:12, Reply)

When I used to want a kid
I told my cousin my name and she took it, but then she changed it, and then she had a boy, so she couldn't call him that anyway.
And now everyone is calling their kid that so they're welcome to it, and I changed my mind last year, so I won't be having any.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)

You wanted to call your daughter
Chardonay?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Fosters

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Castlemein XXXX

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)

In reality it would probably be Carlsberg Export

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Bulmers
sounds like a rugby players name
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Addlestones
Sounds like a Gentleman Explorer.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Smirnoff
Sounds Russian
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)