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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't know,
it looks ok on men because they don't really have much choice in the colouring of shoes or suits.

On women however, god no.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
I'm wearing pinstripe trousers
And pinstripe shoes. YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)
pinstripe shoes?
oh my word.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)
They're a bit plimsole-y
Velcro straps, white Converse-style sole. Very comfy.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)
oh I know the ones you mean
students round here wear them. Them and the vans chef check ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:59, Reply)
You've made them sound a lot less cool than they are
And mine are from Matalan.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:01, Reply)
they didn't sound cool to start with
and admitting they are from matalan has not done them a service.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)
Just because you're too smug to shop there

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)
smugness and self-respect are not the same

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)
Touche
Imagine there's an accent on the 'e', I can't be bothered to put one on.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:11, Reply)
duly imagined

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)
UR SO GAY

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)
Your face is so gay

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:58, Reply)
Not as gay as your shoes

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)
I hate you so fucking much

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:11, Reply)
I hate you
More than I hate people who use the wrong your/you're (BGB excluded) but less than I hate people rubbing their hands on carpets
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)
Have I used the wrong your/you're?
I'm gonna rub my hands all over any carpet you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)
I see carpet right now
Are you here? Are you hand rubbing? No. You're there being a big gay in big gay shoes
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)
I'm rubbing my hands on the carpet here
Ooo, bristly...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:19, Reply)
rubbing their hands on carpets?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:16, Reply)
It makes me feel sick

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)
seeing people do it?
or is there some kind of sound or something associated?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)
I quite like it actually
I like rough textures

-anyone to mention a concrete dildo or anything of that ilk will get smacked. I don't care. I'll hunt you down and KILL YOU-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:20, Reply)
so do you enjoy rubbing your bearded clam with sandpaper?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)
I have the sound in my head
Ssshhhrrrrkk-rrhhhkkkk Ssshhhrrrrkk-rrhhhkkkk
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:23, Reply)
just think marrows

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:24, Reply)
No, my hands
I like to stroke things

Nothing beats soft hair and skin though. I'm thinking of one particular example...
-sigh-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

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