I'm eating an egg mayo sandwich on brown bread
What you scoffing for lunch?

Alternatively, brown shoes with black trousers? Discuss
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:35, 153 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A random fridge contents mix
Rice, carrots, white cabbage, roast chicken, corriander and shedloads of Tabasco - NYOM!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:37, Reply)

that sounds oddly delicious.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:49, Reply)

It was!
God bless the fridge lunch lottery!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Tuna mayo on rye.
And that's a big no for the shoes unless it's brown trainers with black jeans which I have been known to wear with aplomb.
( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:37, Reply)

*Vomits*
I've just thought of something worst than tuna mayo, it's tuna mayo mixed with egg mayo.

Oh god, the thought is making me gag, just that combination of textures and flavours, ewww, christ all mighty, no amount of crisps would make that sandwich acceptable.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Oh man, seriously, egg mayo with tuna mayo, fucking hell.
I can't think of a worst sandwich using real food.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

oh gonz
You always brighten my day with your insane rambling
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I saw an empty tin of Tuna in the bin today, I think I would have prefered to see a suringe (and there are no diabetics in my household).
Oh TGB, when are you going to move in with me? We have Japanise Food, subway and a sweet shop, all within walking distance, and you'll have me living in the room next door.... what more could a girl ask for?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I've just eaten some chilli beef soup
with a bread roll, it was good.

That is an acceptable trouser shoe combo.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:38, Reply)

For some reason
I thought you may think it was acceptable.
However I have met you in RL and have already made my judgements about your fashion "sense"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Italian men do it all the time
shit face
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Well rename yourself
PhyscoChompé and I'll reconsider
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I do that combo quite often too.
But I have never been known for being fashionable. I don't really give a shit about that sort of stuff, to be honest.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:45, Reply)

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Lunch today
Vegetarian sushi, max crisps and water.

Max paprika crisps are the best crisps ever.
(lympicita_ie, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Either a Special K cereal bar
as part of a diet I am now on. Or I will break on the first day as I walk past the Alternative Tuck Shop and indulge in a roast chicken baguette.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Are you doing the special k bar diet?
I thought we agreed yesterday that it was rubbish.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Yeah Amberl,
what did we talk about yesterday? Tut.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I thought it sounded rather good
If I can eat one box of them a day. That's only 528 calories a day. I can probably sneak a sandwich in there and still be under a thousand calories
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)

No
You MUST sneak the sandwich on it. You can't live on 500cal/day, didn't you know?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:23, Reply)

you can
when you have one and a half stone to lose in three weeks
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Beef on ale with mashed potatoes
I'm famous for coming to work wearing a yellow t-shirt with a shorter red top on top of it and a black, shorter, tight jumper on top of both. That day everybody asked why I was supporting Germany.

Black and brown, what's the problem?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I'm not sure I'm qualified to give input to either question
sorry :(((
( broadsword, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Who's got the best breasts?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:46, Reply)

me.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Yeah

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)

My Lady

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Shhh
they're not supposed to know about us
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Sorry!
*whispers "awooga" and pats you on the ...*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I can't, not even for comedic purposes
I just can't molest someone for the lols.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)

And because you're gay
and fear fannys
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I fear only yours
Because it's the Sarlaac pit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)

BOOBY WOOBY WOBBLY DUMPLINGS

( broadsword, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Fucking rabbit food:
cottage cheese, red onion, cucumber, cherry tomatoes and black olives.

Gay, gay and thrice gay.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:46, Reply)

That sounds lush.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I'm wearing brown shoes and black trousers right now
it depends on the shoes, on the trousers and on the situation. there are no hard and fast rules, despite what people may say
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Alt Q:
black boots with brown trousers is alright:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Ya vol!

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:49, Reply)

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I like this

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I like the red armband

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)

my paintz skillz r wikid bad

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:58, Reply)

That is magnificent.
Do you mind if I pinch that?

And how the devil are you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I'm losing the will to live old chap
How are you?
(oh and pinch away!)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I'm most sorry to hear that.
I'm off on my hols tomorrow (just thought I'd mention that again: four times just doesn't seem enough) so moderately chipper.

My dear brother will simply adore the Nazitron. Thank you!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:07, Reply)

One Granny Smith apple and a cup of water
And no, brown shoes with black trousers do not work.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I don't know,
it looks ok on men because they don't really have much choice in the colouring of shoes or suits.

On women however, god no.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I'm wearing pinstripe trousers
And pinstripe shoes. YEAH!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)

pinstripe shoes?
oh my word.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

They're a bit plimsole-y
Velcro straps, white Converse-style sole. Very comfy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)

oh I know the ones you mean
students round here wear them. Them and the vans chef check ones.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:59, Reply)

You've made them sound a lot less cool than they are
And mine are from Matalan.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:01, Reply)

they didn't sound cool to start with
and admitting they are from matalan has not done them a service.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Just because you're too smug to shop there

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

smugness and self-respect are not the same

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Touche
Imagine there's an accent on the 'e', I can't be bothered to put one on.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:11, Reply)

duly imagined

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)

UR SO GAY

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Your face is so gay

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Not as gay as your shoes

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I hate you so fucking much

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I hate you
More than I hate people who use the wrong your/you're (BGB excluded) but less than I hate people rubbing their hands on carpets
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Have I used the wrong your/you're?
I'm gonna rub my hands all over any carpet you see.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I see carpet right now
Are you here? Are you hand rubbing? No. You're there being a big gay in big gay shoes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I'm rubbing my hands on the carpet here
Ooo, bristly...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:19, Reply)

rubbing their hands on carpets?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:16, Reply)

It makes me feel sick

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

seeing people do it?
or is there some kind of sound or something associated?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I quite like it actually
I like rough textures

-anyone to mention a concrete dildo or anything of that ilk will get smacked. I don't care. I'll hunt you down and KILL YOU-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:20, Reply)

so do you enjoy rubbing your bearded clam with sandpaper?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I have the sound in my head
Ssshhhrrrrkk-rrhhhkkkk Ssshhhrrrrkk-rrhhhkkkk
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:23, Reply)

just think marrows

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:24, Reply)

No, my hands
I like to stroke things

Nothing beats soft hair and skin though. I'm thinking of one particular example...
-sigh-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I'm also having egg mayo
because I bought 5 dozen eggs in Costco for my cupcake party and I only used about 6. BELM.

I had scrambled eggs about 4 times over the weekend and I'm on egg mayo until I cry eggy mayoey tears.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)

You must be well constipated

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I haven't noticed anything of that nature
but girls don't poop so it's ok anyway.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

It's omlette time!
nom nom nom nom
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)

haha
nomelette.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)

to be eaten wearing Tweedos

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:02, Reply)

ha!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)

You could re-stage Cool Hand Luke with that many eggs.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:05, Reply)

or Gaston

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)

"when I was a boy I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me grow large..."

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:07, Reply)

thank god someone got that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I have a worrying knowledge of Disney film scripts
I could probably recite most of Aladdin.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Alright, that's quite un oeuf...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)

you must be yolking

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Don't over-egg it, there's a dear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I'll try not to ova-do it...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)

or you'll end up with egg on your face

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)

STOP NOW
Go on, Amberl, beat it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:13, Reply)

And you'll end up with egg on your MUM.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Stop poaching other peoples puns

(TheColonel, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

go boil your head

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I fried to think of an egg pun, but I cracked under the pressure.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:24, Reply)

you're a shell of your former self

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:25, Reply)

now you (albu)mention it...

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Your shoes should always match your belt
Brown shoes and a suit is a big no no.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:01, Reply)

At you mortals.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I can't tell if no-one else has got this
or if no-one else has found it as amusing as me. Well played
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:12, Reply)

It's a lunch thread
it's expected. But yes, I laughed.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Coke
in the library.
I just paid my £10.80 in library fines. The fine for per day late is 10p.
Whoops. Well, there were 8 of them.

So no food for me, that was my food budget.

I want a pair of brown leather shoes. I like them. But I don't wear trousers so that' ok.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:12, Reply)

You're naked from the waist down in the library?
...which library?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I wear dresses and tights
I now have a coucple of pairs of shorts, and some playsuits.

No trousers though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I figured as much
but I like my explanation better
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I'm wearing leggings today
WHAT IS LAMPITO WEARING TODAY?!
find out tomorrow what she's wearing...tomorrow.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:23, Reply)

We can't stand the tension
TELL US NOW
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Probably something nice
It'll probalby be a dress, or maybe shorts and a floaty top.

Light shoes, maybe the red ones with the ankle straps.
Or I might go to the exam naked.
WHO KNOWS
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Playsuits?
Sounds kinky.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Like shorts and a top attatched
or a dress with legs made instead of a skirt.

Not very kinky now, is it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)

In PVC or rubber
With a zip going from front of the neck down and under to the small of the back.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I accidently zippered my tit trying on a basque the other day
I'd hate to think of what would happen if yu tried to zip that up to hastily o_O
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

You'd probably remove something

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I'm supposed to be working
and all I can think of is metal teeth enclosing around delicate flesh...


AAAAAARGGGGGGHHHHHH
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Playsuits?
With bottom flaps to poo through?
(TheColonel, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

No no no
they ARE a bugger to piss in though, you have to get semi naked and if you're in the pub toilets of a really really dodgy pub in January with a broken window, it can get quite cold.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I'm not sure I could wear dresses that often, I'd have to shave my legs, like, everyday
cripes
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I wear tights.
Like, all the time.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

still, don't think I could do it
maybe I should try, start buying a dress every week until I have a substantial amount, however it'd be frowned upon at work and you can't really wear trainers with a dress can you?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

No, unless you're Lily Allen
hence a twat.

But a couple of dresses are nice. It's very easy to dress yourself in the mornign :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

inneresting
I just hate wearing fancy shoes
thank fuck for ballet shoes
however my puppy chewed my favorite pair :(
oh man, time to go shopping
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Ballet shoes and dresses look good
but I have quite narrow feet in places (or used to...) so they always used to fall out.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

damn you for making me want to go buy pretty dresses

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

WElcome to my life. I'm a compulsive dress shopper

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Our library is 20p per day
or 40p if it's been reserved by another customer.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I bet the library
just pretend it's been reserved by someone else to get more cash out of you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:16, Reply)

We can't do that
It is automatically calculated by ze system when a person places a hold.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)

It ranges
Can be 50p per day with 1 week loan, short loan (loaned for hours) is something like £1 an hour or something :/

But as no one wants to read "Medieval Latin Verse" or "Commentary on St Augustine", I'm all dandy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:16, Reply)

when I was at uni
we were told that you couldn't graduate if you had overdue library books, or outstanding fines.

load of nonsense.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Oh you thieving lot
I like my library. I like my little corner of it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Actually it's not nonsense...
Our system 'talks' to central admin, and if fines reach a certain level just prior to graduation... ZIP!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:23, Reply)

they put a block on my card
in the Classics library :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:24, Reply)

We have ze power
I'm benevolent though.
Unless you're a prick.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I'm always nice to librarians
and the one yesterday knocked ten pounds off my total fine. Which meant £36.50 instead
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I'd have rounded it down to ten or twenty

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I wish you were my librarian
since it was a genuine mistake as well. I was ill over Easter and in Ireland, and I've been ill half of term as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Without a doctor's not they might not have given you the time of day
But £20 is the biggest punishment we're likely to hand out, unless it's for a replacement.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I have a missing book
valued at £270 :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Oh my poor girl
Please try to find a cheaper one, They'll accept it, but ask them first.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

am searching :(
everywhere just tells me 'limited availability'

Would they accept it if it was a slightly different edition?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Ask em
Maybe as a last resort
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

haha
I got out the Commentary on St Augustine last week.

I still haven't found this Darwell-Smith book, and I don't have £270 to pay to the library
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Can't you find one on AbeBooks or something?
And "pretend" the cover fell off?

I can't find my copy of Petronius. But that's not due til the 14th so I'm ok.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Nowhere sells it
disadvantage of one of the biggest libraries in England, is they have all sorts of odd pieces hanging around
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Eeeeek
I'm sure it'll turn up. Have you advertised?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Yup
took your advice and did a poster. Haven't had any news yet
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

currently necking a mtn dew
and no
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I LOVE MOUNTAIN JEW
accidental typo, left it :D

I would ask mother dearest to bring some back but I don't think it'd fly well. She's bringing back peppermint patties thoguh
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I wish we could still get it over here
And does anyone remember Tab Clear?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

i do
I may have only been like 6 or 7 when they stopped selling it though, I don't remember, but it was good stuff
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)

they have mountain dew in aberdeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
how can I be SOOOOOOO thirsty when I drank so much last night?! *chugs*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Lamb and mint burgers
They taste good, but mildly disappointed that I cant taste the mint in them after brutalising the mint I had growing on the balcony to make them (p.s. If anyone has a good suggestion of something to cook with mustard greens, tell me, they're larger than I thought and starting to take over, and I dont really want to rip them out since my plant growing rarely goes this well)

In other news, my chilli plant is finally fruiting! Just in time for them to be ripe just as I go back home...
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Chicken and pasta bake
Stupidly bad for me, and now I feel a little ill.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)