Coke
in the library.
I just paid my £10.80 in library fines. The fine for per day late is 10p.
Whoops. Well, there were 8 of them.

So no food for me, that was my food budget.

I want a pair of brown leather shoes. I like them. But I don't wear trousers so that' ok.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:12, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You're naked from the waist down in the library?
...which library?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I wear dresses and tights
I now have a coucple of pairs of shorts, and some playsuits.

No trousers though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I figured as much
but I like my explanation better
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I'm wearing leggings today
WHAT IS LAMPITO WEARING TODAY?!
find out tomorrow what she's wearing...tomorrow.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:23, Reply)

We can't stand the tension
TELL US NOW
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Probably something nice
It'll probalby be a dress, or maybe shorts and a floaty top.

Light shoes, maybe the red ones with the ankle straps.
Or I might go to the exam naked.
WHO KNOWS
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Playsuits?
Sounds kinky.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Like shorts and a top attatched
or a dress with legs made instead of a skirt.

Not very kinky now, is it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)

In PVC or rubber
With a zip going from front of the neck down and under to the small of the back.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I accidently zippered my tit trying on a basque the other day
I'd hate to think of what would happen if yu tried to zip that up to hastily o_O
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

You'd probably remove something

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I'm supposed to be working
and all I can think of is metal teeth enclosing around delicate flesh...


AAAAAARGGGGGGHHHHHH
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Playsuits?
With bottom flaps to poo through?
(TheColonel, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

No no no
they ARE a bugger to piss in though, you have to get semi naked and if you're in the pub toilets of a really really dodgy pub in January with a broken window, it can get quite cold.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I'm not sure I could wear dresses that often, I'd have to shave my legs, like, everyday
cripes
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I wear tights.
Like, all the time.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

still, don't think I could do it
maybe I should try, start buying a dress every week until I have a substantial amount, however it'd be frowned upon at work and you can't really wear trainers with a dress can you?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

No, unless you're Lily Allen
hence a twat.

But a couple of dresses are nice. It's very easy to dress yourself in the mornign :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

inneresting
I just hate wearing fancy shoes
thank fuck for ballet shoes
however my puppy chewed my favorite pair :(
oh man, time to go shopping
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Ballet shoes and dresses look good
but I have quite narrow feet in places (or used to...) so they always used to fall out.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

damn you for making me want to go buy pretty dresses

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

WElcome to my life. I'm a compulsive dress shopper

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Our library is 20p per day
or 40p if it's been reserved by another customer.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I bet the library
just pretend it's been reserved by someone else to get more cash out of you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:16, Reply)

We can't do that
It is automatically calculated by ze system when a person places a hold.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)

It ranges
Can be 50p per day with 1 week loan, short loan (loaned for hours) is something like £1 an hour or something :/

But as no one wants to read "Medieval Latin Verse" or "Commentary on St Augustine", I'm all dandy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:16, Reply)

when I was at uni
we were told that you couldn't graduate if you had overdue library books, or outstanding fines.

load of nonsense.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Oh you thieving lot
I like my library. I like my little corner of it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Actually it's not nonsense...
Our system 'talks' to central admin, and if fines reach a certain level just prior to graduation... ZIP!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:23, Reply)

they put a block on my card
in the Classics library :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:24, Reply)

We have ze power
I'm benevolent though.
Unless you're a prick.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I'm always nice to librarians
and the one yesterday knocked ten pounds off my total fine. Which meant £36.50 instead
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I'd have rounded it down to ten or twenty

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I wish you were my librarian
since it was a genuine mistake as well. I was ill over Easter and in Ireland, and I've been ill half of term as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Without a doctor's not they might not have given you the time of day
But £20 is the biggest punishment we're likely to hand out, unless it's for a replacement.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I have a missing book
valued at £270 :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Oh my poor girl
Please try to find a cheaper one, They'll accept it, but ask them first.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

am searching :(
everywhere just tells me 'limited availability'

Would they accept it if it was a slightly different edition?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Ask em
Maybe as a last resort
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

haha
I got out the Commentary on St Augustine last week.

I still haven't found this Darwell-Smith book, and I don't have £270 to pay to the library
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Can't you find one on AbeBooks or something?
And "pretend" the cover fell off?

I can't find my copy of Petronius. But that's not due til the 14th so I'm ok.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Nowhere sells it
disadvantage of one of the biggest libraries in England, is they have all sorts of odd pieces hanging around
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Eeeeek
I'm sure it'll turn up. Have you advertised?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Yup
took your advice and did a poster. Haven't had any news yet
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)