I blame you, B3ta!
I was on a meeting with my boss the Process Lead Engineer (PLE), the Mechanical Lead Engineer (MLE), the client and a couple of us Process Engineers. PLE and MLE are agreeing with the client on something, and the conversation goes like that:

MLE: I think I already wrote it like that in the spec.
PLE: Good, that's perfect.
MLE: In fact, I think I copied it from one of your Process documents.
PLE: I see, good.
MLE: Have I earned enough brownie points for you today? (looking at my boss)

Everybody laughed. I went blank and quiet; couldn't say another word until the break. It was then when markthebrewer explained that "brownie points" is an expression that exists outside B3ta and that, in fact, the MLE wasn't asking for anal sex to my boss.

When has B3ta intruded in your life far too much?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:18, 41 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Far too much?
TGB.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:20, Reply)

You're going to make me believe
that you are in love with her.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)

No, I'm not
But in all truth, we get on very well and torment each other something chronic.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:23, Reply)

it's horrible isn't it
you try and be genuinely nasty to her and she spoils it by being amusing and fun to be around.

that bitch
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I know!
At least I can be happy knowing that I'm far more attractive and she'll also die before me. Because i'll end her
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I'll high five to that
*high fives*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

*high fives*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I like the picture of TGB wearing a hat while she's between
you and Catface. She looks like she's thinking, "These are my hoes. £50 for full with both of them."
( djtrialprice, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Surprisingly she likes that pic too
Same reason.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Spikeypickle
While he's not round much anymore, he intrudes all the time. Tis good fun!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Hahahahaha
I can't say it has that I've noticed.
( djtrialprice, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

ROOTA!
Your fella just says that he doesn't notice you!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

he doesn't associate me with B3ta
I am his raison d'etre
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

you're not that shrivelled

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)

That's mad cos I was just thinking about Beavis & Butthead
and that interview where the guy asks him his raison d'etre, and Beavis says "It's in my pants"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I was making the raison/raisin joke

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I know
But, you could have meant Beavis's willy too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I'm spending loads more on petrol
More time spent on phone calls, text messages, emails.

Quite frankly I'm waiting for rob to add a link in between Newsletter and FAQ called Dating.
( djtrialprice, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)

He has
It's called /gaz.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:38, Reply)

That's for sexting and apologising for saying something too harsh
Isn't it?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:40, Reply)

All leads to the same place, mate...
(hopefully not Dunstable)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Or Whitehaven

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Yeah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:43, Reply)

No one has ever apologised to me via gaz.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:45, Reply)

apologised to sexted
( djtrialprice, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:46, Reply)

But they have sexted you?
As if.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:46, Reply)

IM FUCKING CHARMING OK!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:50, Reply)

CHARMING nobody.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:50, Reply)

not at the moment I'm at work.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Nor me
Open plan office, ugly coworkers and proximity to nastiness all prevent it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Someone has to me
I hadn't even taken offence at some flippant thing he'd said, but he sent me a gaz saying he was sorry if he'd upset me, joking about my appearance when he hadn't even seen me. I don't even know who he was. It was a weird long name.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I have apologised to a couple of people
When they seemed to take somethings I said to heart.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I'm far too stubborn for that

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Is that a beer?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:51, Reply)

you saw nothing.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)

*taps nose*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)

sure about that?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

weirdos keep adding me on facebook.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Just as good I haven't done it then
I only have a few from here, as I can never remember the names.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:32, Reply)

An old friend of mine called Ray died
I met an ex of his who hadn't heard about the death & told her he was an ex-Ray.
( broadsword, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)

When has B3ta intruded in your life far too much?
Never. I have a life.

Ha ha, zing! I'm ace, me!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:02, Reply)