I can believe that
you need a good helping of meaty greasiness to combat a hangover
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Cup of tea, bacon sandwich
Done.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)

They're doing bacon sandwiches today at work
but meh, they look terrible.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Bacon done wrong is very disappointing
Your mind fills with thoughts of how awesome it could have been.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:30, Reply)

What is a national blight
is those canteens and supermarket cafes that store cooked Bacon in little metal heated tins. All the greasy goodness is removed and you can end up with dry, tasteless, rock bacon.

Urgh.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)

God! I remember when fixing a hangover was so simple.
Alas not any more. I need something akin to a full body transplant to fix mine nowadays.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I'd like a full body transplant
Put my mind inside a nubile 19yr old girl please.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:29, Reply)

so you can experience fucking men?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I haven't even had the op yet
And you're already cracking on to me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)

can't blame a guy for trying

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)

When I have the op, you'll be first in line
Just gotta get through 20 years of hardcore lesbianism first though. I'm sure you understand.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:37, Reply)

of course
I feel duty bound to document your journey through that period
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I can acquiesce to that demand

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:39, Reply)

He is in fact Darth Foxtrot

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)

He wishes
but not as much as you do
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)

My hangovers
Are generally two dayers now. Gone are the days of being recovered by lunch time the next day.

Now I roll up to work bleary eyed and irritable.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:47, Reply)