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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Just to make it easy for you
After last night's FB friending, I am now, officially, a Friend of Dorothy. Take your shots, people.

Also, I learnt this morning that a 4.5 mile jog with a belly full of turkey curry does not go well. Turns out the last thing your bowels need is jiggling when they're itching to evacuate. What have you learnt already today?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 8:48, 259 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Morning
Bet it was a quick shit when it eventually happened!

And I'm not going to attempt a Dorothy joke. It would be like shooting fish in a barrel.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 8:57, Reply)
Morning K
Most gracious of you. And yes, yes it was. Fair flew out of me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 8:57, Reply)
I usually have a dump after swimming
Seems that the lunchtime exercise gets my guts going.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 8:59, Reply)
Dammit
I should have weighed myself before I went, and then post-splashdown

Between the jogging and the shitting I probably shed about the weight of a ferret
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:00, Reply)

fish gays
barrel daisychain
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)
Do you mean Dorothy as in a b3tan?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:08, Reply)
Afraid so
But her identity shall remain a secret. Apart from the first name which I've just given out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:10, Reply)
It's not actually her first name though.
So you're wrong, as well as ugly, and as well as being quite annoying. We should nickname you Thrush.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:15, Reply)
It's so adorable that you still think I care about your opinion
Technically I'm correct. I have a friend on Facebook whose online name is Dorothy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:16, Reply)
also
you are a massive homo
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:19, Reply)
*claps*
Brilliant. Witty AND original. How do you do it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:19, Reply)
He does it with a girl
unlike you
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:20, Reply)
ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:26, Reply)
I took lessons from Roy Walker
"say what you see"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:21, Reply)
And you can see me, can you?
*panics*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)
I can see everyone

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:26, Reply)
Really?
Which famous people are shagging right now?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:31, Reply)
Your mums currently taking on 90's boy band 5ive

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)
The fact that you spelt the name of the band "5ive" instead of "Five"
which admittedly is correct, tells us that you were/are a fan
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)
*slam dunks the funk*

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)
I assume you're getting down, baby

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)
might be getting up
five were into that too
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:49, Reply)
I've had to sign certain secrecy agreements to be able to maintain my powers
sorry


les dennis is shagging your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)
Seems unlikely
Les Dennis is dead
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)
you may be thinking of Les Dawson

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)
Nah
I was just hoping I could get some gullible twat to bite
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)
wishful thinking rather than gullibility I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:49, Reply)
Or the posh name
Candida Albicans
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:18, Reply)
That's only when he's meeting royalty

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:20, Reply)
Isn't that a spell from Harry Potter?
Help bread rise or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:24, Reply)
ha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:07, Reply)
Ah, makes sense

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)
It's not her real name,
vegan food is shit at stopping a hangover by the way.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:23, Reply)
Are you vegan?
Or is that all you had to hand?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:24, Reply)
My flat mate is, I cooked for us and some guests.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:24, Reply)
oh god I just opened facebook to see two open chat windows
man I was talking shit.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)
haha
I bet one was to Applebite
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)
Yep

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:53, Reply)
That's nice of you!
What did you make? Also is your name really Ruari? I had two mutual friends on Facebook with Ruari's as friends and neither of them were b3tan!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)
yes that's really my name.
I made this, but with added runner beans www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/412625/superveg-pasta
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:31, Reply)
I like your name
it looks exotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)
keep up
he had vegans for dinner last night

clearly all he had left this morning was the bait that lured them in
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)
How did they taste?

(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:40, Reply)
oh that's so bad.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)
I know, I know...
It's all the puns in the QOTW - it's affected me...

*belms*
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)
Is this from personal experience?
Cos I think most Vegans eschew turkey
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:24, Reply)
I can believe that
you need a good helping of meaty greasiness to combat a hangover
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:24, Reply)
Cup of tea, bacon sandwich
Done.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)
They're doing bacon sandwiches today at work
but meh, they look terrible.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)
Bacon done wrong is very disappointing
Your mind fills with thoughts of how awesome it could have been.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:30, Reply)
What is a national blight
is those canteens and supermarket cafes that store cooked Bacon in little metal heated tins. All the greasy goodness is removed and you can end up with dry, tasteless, rock bacon.

Urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)
God! I remember when fixing a hangover was so simple.
Alas not any more. I need something akin to a full body transplant to fix mine nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:26, Reply)
I'd like a full body transplant
Put my mind inside a nubile 19yr old girl please.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:29, Reply)
so you can experience fucking men?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)
I haven't even had the op yet
And you're already cracking on to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)
can't blame a guy for trying

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)
When I have the op, you'll be first in line
Just gotta get through 20 years of hardcore lesbianism first though. I'm sure you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:37, Reply)
of course
I feel duty bound to document your journey through that period
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:37, Reply)
I can acquiesce to that demand

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:39, Reply)
He is in fact Darth Foxtrot

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)
He wishes
but not as much as you do
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)
My hangovers
Are generally two dayers now. Gone are the days of being recovered by lunch time the next day.

Now I roll up to work bleary eyed and irritable.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:47, Reply)
Poor DF *grins*
It seems this homo stuff has really caught the B3tans imagination and they're just running with it like Usain Bolt with his arse on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:24, Reply)
yeah
like I'm smug, Al's fat, Chompy's a woman and people like TGB

how we laughed
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:26, Reply)
Yeah but it takes a special kind of guy who's comfortable with his sexuality to put up with it every day.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:30, Reply)
no it doesn't
it's the same as any of the things I mentioned
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:31, Reply)
Shut it, Smugo
With your smuggy smugface and your smuggin' stoner-surfer-croissant-superiority displays.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)
This is exactly why I like you, BGB
And it's not quite the same, Vipros, cos whilst I'm not gay, you really are smug. Can't speak for Al but that degree of self-hatred has to stem from somewhere
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)
ok, using me as an example wasn't the best of ideas
because there is an element of smugness to me. not quite as much as is bandied around though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)
Al's REALLY fat
see?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)
And TGB's vah-jay-jay is really REALLY cavernous
see?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)
Christ, is that a sarlaac?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)
Sure is!
Clue's in the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:45, Reply)
I would love to know how that particular rumour got started

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:44, Reply)
Kaol fell in
and we haven't seen him since.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:46, Reply)
I'm sorry to say this
But I really want to see video evidence
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)
Ok
Here
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)
I didn not see that coming
and my work firewall won't let me view it. Arse.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:00, Reply)
Is it a video of a giant shark coming out of the water, opening its mouth really wide and swallowing Kaol?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:05, Reply)
Sadly not

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)
I watched surfing rats on youtube this morning
cheered me up a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)
I can't get a mortgage with Wiggy
to buy my dream house because he has bad credit. Now I'm sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)
Gutted :(

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)
You got a credit report yet?
You can change it. I was turned down for a credit card just because I wasn't on the Electoral Roll.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:30, Reply)
no he defaulted on a credit card when he was 21 or so
and had to do an IVA thing, so its showing as a default on his report.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)
If he made all his payments and has paid it off completely, he can ask for the credit card company to clear his name.
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:45, Reply)
I think he's going to speak to Experian today
he's settled everything so he doesn't owe anyone anything, but I think the black marks stay on there for 6 years after they're registered and the company he owed didn't register them for a year after he defaulted, so it'll be a while.

I also need to sell my flat and I was going to go with one of those webuyanyhouse companies but someone in my block sold their flat for £20k under the value price so they've offered me a pittance based on that. I guess it's not meant to be, sadface offline.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)
Shame dude.
Hopefully it'll work out for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)
nah it's not like that
you just have to tell them that the debt is settled and fill in some forms, once the debt is gone clearing credit rating isn't too bad.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)
really?
I'll get him to investigate that then, maybe all is not lost (although we still have to pull £15k from a hat somehow).
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:58, Reply)
You're talking weeks not months and years.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:04, Reply)
that's good, gives me a bit of hope
wonder how much I could make if I actually took up lapdancing for a while...men like ironic dancing don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:14, Reply)
That's what I thought.
Nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:08, Reply)
what bastards
I hope you slapped him upside the head
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:31, Reply)
I made some barbed comments about his irresponsibility
but to be fair, if I didn't have rich parents I would probably have bad credit, I didn't know about council tax when I first moved out, I remember ringing mum and saying "I've got a letter about council tax and it's all red and scary looking!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)
*guffaw*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:46, Reply)
Leave him
find a better one.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)
aw but I like this one.
Even if he does have bad credit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)
Fake his death then get a new identity for him
Job's a goodun.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)
that's better than my idea
which was to break in next door (which is the flat we want to buy) and just switch the house numbers around.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:45, Reply)
Haha genius.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:47, Reply)
Hmm, yours is simpler
Why don't you break in and knock down the adjoining walls?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:48, Reply)
I think someone might notice the property is missing
whereas if we just switch the numbers the estate agents will just show people into our rental flat instead, mwa ha ha.

The only other thing we can do is trash our terrace, spray racist graffiti and be really obnoxious so that no one buys next door until Wiggy's credit is good again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)
Yep, plus it'll drive the price down.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:58, Reply)
that's true haha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)
you think you're sad, I have a hangover

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:40, Reply)
again?
tut tut, your wizened old body can't take such punishment two nights in a row.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:44, Reply)
I blame the vegan food not being greasy enough to protect me.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:48, Reply)
you cooked it,
it was your responsibility to make deep fried tofu and other stereotypical vegan food.

Nuts are pretty greasy, you should have made nut cutlet. My mum's veggie and she hates nut cutlet because that's all they used to put on menus for the veggie alternative.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:55, Reply)
What have I learned...
That your initials are MB?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:48, Reply)
Massive Bumder?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)
Holy Shit
Darth Foxtrot knows a guy I used to play in an orchestra with.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)
Did you play the pink oboe?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:57, Reply)
No, I played the saxophone. Best of all the instruments.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:57, Reply)
Most 80's of all the instruments

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:58, Reply)
I used to grease myself up, wear a vest and a ponytail
and star in The Lost Boys.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)
this is hot.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:00, Reply)
You just got totally wet at the thought of me blowing my horn.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:08, Reply)
true story.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)
sax is awesome
good work
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)
I used to play the
Eb Alto Saxophone. We're like brothers you and me.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:00, Reply)
I started playing that
but then realised it was gayer than Darth Foxtrot, so I moved to the Bb Tenor Sax instead. Much more interesting.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)
It annoys me that most people think of a saxophone
as the Bb soprano version with the gay dip in the mouth-piece. Btw - I'm bringing my £10 guitar to Download.

Any songs you want me to learn? I learnt Little Lion Man because Applebite hates her flatmates playing it.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)
Can you learn
"The Lion Sleeps Tonight" or "A Little Respect"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:07, Reply)
My completely ace girlfriend
bought me loads of original tab sheets of classic Erasure hits for my birthday so A Little Respect should be eminently doable. Less so the former.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)
Other songs I like to song when drunk include
"Free Falling" or indeed most of Tom Pettys hits
"Stone in Love" by Journey
"Total Eclipse of the Heart"
"Since you've been gone" by Rainbow
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:11, Reply)
Hmmmm
I'll learn the first one I suppose. Just because you're a good girl (and crazy about elvis).
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:14, Reply)
I like horses too

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:21, Reply)
If you leave me I'm selling those on

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)
Woo, I'm learning sax!
Alto.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)
You've got a badge and everything

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:21, Reply)
Or the rusty trombone?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:58, Reply)
Really? Who?
I can't believe I know anyone qualified to play in an orchestra
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)
How? On earth?
Seriously
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:01, Reply)
Yes, there is a photo on your wall photos
with you in the foreground and this chap in the background. It's next to the picture of Gok Wan
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)
why am I not surprised.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)
I know who you mean, I work with him
If you're who he's thinking of, he got very drunk round your parents' extremely flash house outside Lewes once
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)
Yes he did
It's a crazy small world.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)
That's pretty fucking weird
It also makes you more human somehow, and therefore more likeable than the internet persona to which I am used. This disappoints me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)
I have it on good authority that Al is not a horrible bastard in real life

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)
He's a puddytat
Who occasionally asks inappropriate questions.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:18, Reply)
Look, I'm just curious as to how your vagina is, it's not a crime

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)
I was referring to
the Lent question
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:30, Reply)
Easy, I'm friends with 'Dorothy' too
In fact, I was her first b3tan friend *smugs*

Not sure why though, she hates me.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:07, Reply)
I'm just impressed that you - or she - worked out who I was
My current profile pic is hardly descriptive
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)
Your pic contains the word 'Rawkus'
Which you've mentioned you DJ several times.

And, to quote Steve Buscemi, 'Because I'm a fucking genius'
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)
Assuming you are quoting from Armageddon,
he doesn't say "fucking". Family film.

Also, well done, detective Antichrist, I'm impressed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)
I am
Damn, google tells me you are right

Why thank you. Now here's a much easier one. Find me.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)
Friend me then bitch
I've already had more conversations with you than some of the people I'm "friends" with
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Done

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)
I should be reasonably easy to find on Facebook.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)
I need new trousers
I heard the dreaded sound of tearing as I ascended the stairs to my office just now. I have snuck into the lab and tried to patch up the gaping tear round the crotch with some funky reinforced packing tape...but now I make a crunching, plasticky sound when I walk and I've got to head down to the lab now to meet my (non-smelly) project students...this is not going to go well.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)
I once taped a holdup to my leg with duct tape
because it lost its sticky and I was risking a Nora Batty situation. It was a bit uncomfortable but it looked quite funky, like if a robot was wearing suspenders.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)
Robot = not hot
However, a sexy android like in Ghost in the Shell or GunM... different matter entirely!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:04, Reply)
Or Sonny from I, Robot.
Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)
more like when Bender gets hookerbots.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)
Mmmmm... Robots wearing suspenders...

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:05, Reply)
I have learnt
that you can rough-dry your hair, wear no make-up, and nobody thinks you look any different than when you spend an hour preening.
That's it, I'm going low-maintenance.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:58, Reply)
I thought the other day that I was getting less and less attractive as I got older
but then I realised that I was just wearing less makeup.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)
No you're sodding not.
I don't think you realise just how shallow I am.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)
Like a puddle

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)
Make your frigging mind up
Do you want me to to be five mins getting ready (even though you're a month in the shower and a week with your Carmens in) or do you want me painted and coiffed to perfection?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)
I don't understand
Carmens what?
you're perfection regardless, move along now people nothing to see here
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:18, Reply)
You know very well what they are
www.carmenhair.co.uk/thermalrollers.php

aww, shucks, you lil' charmer
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)
My lady looks gorgeous without make-up
But when she takes the time to put it on, and do her hair, God she looks hot! Wish she'd start it twenty minutes earlier though...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:19, Reply)
I like that my mrs doesn't wear much makeup
but I need to come up with a way to convince her to use some really dark eyeliner occasionally. it'd look hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:52, Reply)
ink on a telescope

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:04, Reply)
you are a fucking genius my dear

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:05, Reply)
and punch her in the other eye ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)
I'm always low-maintenance
And when I put a bit of make up, everybody is amazed as how good I look.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:18, Reply)
Last night this hot girl called Cecilia added me on Facebook.
I have no idea who she is. I thought she might be a b3tan but remembered there're no hot girls on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)
oi!
there's Roota.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)
And your good self Kitzo,
who I like to think of as a younger, slimmer me.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)
Really?
Hey there Kitty, how you doin'?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)
Slimmer means smaller boobs though
Decisions decisions. Who to pander to, djtp???
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:19, Reply)
oh noes
What to do, what to do.
O.O *ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)
Don't do that face

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)
Easy
Roota panders to Kitty, all up close and giggly and in the shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)
Only when Wiggy's out shopping

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:26, Reply)
don't worry, I can distract wiggy with marijuana
you girls carry on
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)
And just act like I'm not here
*moves the microphone boom out of shot*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:28, Reply)
haha
one of my friends suggested that the name for my cupcake venture with my friend should be called Two Girls One Cupcake and we should send out a viral video of us smearing each other with chocolate frosting and eating it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)
That is pure fucking GENIUS

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)
it really really is

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)
Do it!
I've never seen the original (and quite frankly don't ever want to) so seeing a remake with confectionary is absolutely ideal. It would totally go viral if you made it similar enough.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)
I concur with every part of this

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Ok I'm on it.
That means I'm going to have to watch the original doesn't it? I know there's a bit where a girl is squeezing out some poop so I could use an icing bag for that haha.

I've just disgusted myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:44, Reply)
it's worth it for how awesome your video will be

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)
BRILLIANT

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)
I love the way your foul little mind works


any takers for guess the quote?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)
I had to Google it, but it makes sense
Judging by what you said the other day about your knowledge of that film.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:28, Reply)
it was apt

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)
I know, I know!!
Jafar!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)
I'm trying to get my beard to be pointy and twisted like Jafar's
it's tricky
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)
if you plait it you could gel it into a curl

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:44, Reply)
I think we're back to the Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry conversation

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)
Nom

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:28, Reply)
Seconded.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)
motion carries

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)
There's loads of hotties on b3ta

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)
hello

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)
officesmirk

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)
*wink*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)
True dat
¬_¬
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)
There are a few hot lady b3tans
To name them would be ungentlemanly of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:05, Reply)
snugglesacks

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:07, Reply)
really the problem isn't listing them
it's the butt hurt you'd get from certain people who werent on the list.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)
And the weird looks and cold dismissal from those on the list

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)
Everybody loves Pandatron though.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)
This is true!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)
Nah they all love me.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)
Like the brother they never wanted

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)
Do you actually know what Snugglesacks looks like
or is this based entirely on the frequent references to her norks on QOTW?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)
she has a giant picture of them on her b3ta
I don't think anyone cares what her face is like.

Although judging by the fact that all her photos are of her chest she probably munts. Like when people on facebook put a picture of their kid as their profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)
I concur
On all counts. Anyone who's massively proud of their boobs is intimating that there's nowt else to be proud of
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)

be ungentlemanly of me

make me need a wank
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:08, Reply)
You got me there

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)
Yeah, I was just fishing for a rise.
The male/female ratio around here is way off.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)
Amberl's hot
I would

I'm sure this makes her very happy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)
Dunno what she looks like, don't know her that well

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)
Is she?
Hmmm... I think she digs chicks too...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)
you'd like her

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)
If you say so, then I know it's true

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)
;-)

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)
every girl wants to hear that she looks like a man...

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)
I can say with absolute authority
that Amberl looks nothing like a man
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)
Unless it's a very efiminate man with nice boobs


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Oh Hello!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)
I am aware of that
I was making a jest based upon your sexuality. do try and keep up.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)
I never would have expected this of you
I was hoping we could have a conversation about something other than how sexually insecure you are
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)
it was right out of the blue eh?
we've had proper conversations before. I'm sure we will again
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:49, Reply)
We're on the verge of one now
Am trying not to do anything massively homosexual to put you off the scent

*involuntarily pirouettes*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)
*tries to overlook it*
so...close...to...conversation....
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:55, Reply)
I'm impressed with your resolve
Let's see how far we can push it... as it were

Did you see Glee this week? I missed it. Don't tell me anything.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:57, Reply)
only the end
it didn't leave me yearning to watch the rest of the episode I must admit.

was in a bad mood at the time though, which may have had something to do with it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:00, Reply)
This is it! We're having an actual conversation!
How I Met Your Mother's back on E4 after Big Bang I think. Any idea how many series in we are? I've lost track
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)
5 series would you believe
I've seen all the episodes of both so far though, via the wonders of downloading them after they've been on in America.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)
Hang on
5 series, but you've seen all the episodes of both?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)
by both I meant HIMYM and Big Bang Theory
understandably confusing
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:13, Reply)
this is boring
call each other smug and gay, now!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)
Aha
Has HIMYM really reached five series?! The wonders of Neil Patrick Harris. He was awesome in Glee too. As soon as he started singing Ms Foxtrot demanded I Wiki him to determine whether or not he was a bumder
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:18, Reply)
I know, it's surprising
hopefully it won't get axed before he meets their mother

NPH is fully awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)
Not that this isn't fun
but I am compelled to accede to a lady's demands. You're smug.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)
not as smug as you are gay
and I'm pretty fucking smug
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:26, Reply)
Normal service has been resumed, Kitty
*awaits chocolatey reward*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:28, Reply)
it's all about the anal with you isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:32, Reply)
It is today
Fucking turkey curry. It still burns when I sit down
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:34, Reply)
nasty
I'm hoping that the chilli I took out of the freezer for tonight hasn't been enhanced by the freezing process. it was pretty fucking spicy before I froze it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)
Serve with a fuckload of yoghurt

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:39, Reply)
note to self: buy yoghurt

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:41, Reply)

buy produce cock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:47, Reply)
that too

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:51, Reply)
Hot enough to turn a confirmed gay?
Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)
You, sir, are a blaggard and a nincompoop

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)
Yeah, I went there
*snaps it out*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:49, Reply)

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