Leave him
find a better one.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

aw but I like this one.
Even if he does have bad credit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Fake his death then get a new identity for him
Job's a goodun.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)

that's better than my idea
which was to break in next door (which is the flat we want to buy) and just switch the house numbers around.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Haha genius.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Hmm, yours is simpler
Why don't you break in and knock down the adjoining walls?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I think someone might notice the property is missing
whereas if we just switch the numbers the estate agents will just show people into our rental flat instead, mwa ha ha.

The only other thing we can do is trash our terrace, spray racist graffiti and be really obnoxious so that no one buys next door until Wiggy's credit is good again.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Yep, plus it'll drive the price down.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:58, Reply)

that's true haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)