I have learnt
that you can rough-dry your hair, wear no make-up, and nobody thinks you look any different than when you spend an hour preening.
That's it, I'm going low-maintenance.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:58, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I thought the other day that I was getting less and less attractive as I got older
but then I realised that I was just wearing less makeup.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)

No you're sodding not.
I don't think you realise just how shallow I am.
( djtrialprice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Like a puddle

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Make your frigging mind up
Do you want me to to be five mins getting ready (even though you're a month in the shower and a week with your Carmens in) or do you want me painted and coiffed to perfection?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I don't understand
Carmens what?
you're perfection regardless, move along now people nothing to see here
( djtrialprice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:18, Reply)

You know very well what they are
www.carmenhair.co.uk/thermalrollers.php

aww, shucks, you lil' charmer
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)

My lady looks gorgeous without make-up
But when she takes the time to put it on, and do her hair, God she looks hot! Wish she'd start it twenty minutes earlier though...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I like that my mrs doesn't wear much makeup
but I need to come up with a way to convince her to use some really dark eyeliner occasionally. it'd look hot.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:52, Reply)

ink on a telescope

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:04, Reply)

you are a fucking genius my dear

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:05, Reply)

and punch her in the other eye ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I'm always low-maintenance
And when I put a bit of make up, everybody is amazed as how good I look.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:18, Reply)