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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Being a limp wristed Bumderwhich is also standard practice these days.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Yeah, but I can't really practise that in the officeThere are other people in today, and I don't think they'd respond well to an unsolicited bout of severe bumderism.
Oh, hang on, you called me a Bumber. I'm going to assume that's something completely different.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:04, Reply)
Bumderism!? Bumderism you say!?BUMDER ALERT!
EDIT - No I didn't *whistles*
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:05, Reply)
BUMDER ALERT!OR POSSIBLY BUMBER, SEEING AS AL CAN'T SPELL 'BUMDER' THIS MORNING. (QUOTH THE INTERWEB, "IDST.")
BUMBER ALERT! SOMEBODY IN YOUR VICINITY INTENDS TO BUMB YOU. THEY INTEND TO DO IT SOON, AS THEY ARE A COMPLETE BUMBER AND UNABLE TO WAIT FOR THE TEMPTING CHANCE OF A GOOD BUMBERISM. ALL PATRONS OF THIS BOARD ARE ADVISED TO FIND A GOOD STURDY WALL AGAINST WHICH TO PRESS THEIR BUMB IN ORDER TO PREVENT A THOROUGH BUMBING. (MAKE SURE IT IS A PROPER BRICK WALL RATHER ONE OF THOSE CHEAP AND NASTY PLASTERBOARD PARTITIONS; DEDICATED BUMBERS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO PILEDRIVE RIGHT THROUGH THOSE.)
BUMBER ALERT. BUMBER ALERT.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:13, Reply)
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