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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Dates, brazil nuts, almonds, banana chips, pumpkin and sunflower seeds, and pineapple.And water. I've lost more than an inch off my waist in a fortnight.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:54,
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Ah fuck, I meant to send you that book.I'll set a reminder.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:02,
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I doubt it will work.This jibbly wibbly flesh aint going nowhere.
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girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:05,
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I literally fed that to my gerbil last night.Srsly.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:00,
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I bet your gerbil ain't fat either.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:01,
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Not fat enough for Al(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:03,
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he's a bit fatbut I think it's coz he's a boy rather than because he's a chubber, male gerbils are just bigger.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:09,
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Yeah, until he sees a younger, fitter male gerbil getting off with a young, fit female gerbil.He'll be all like 'I've gotta get PUMPED!' and running on his wheel as the sun comes up and going upstairs in his little exercise ball.
/montages
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:12,
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it'll be like that really pumped hamster in Family Guy"can I pet him?"
"I wouldn't."
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:20,
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