It's unpleasant, isn't it?
Next time have a wank before you start cooking.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

He could have worn a condom
Then he could do both.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:03, Reply)

The silly boy really isn't thinking it through, is he?
Chilli for lunch and a posh wank afterwards.

He could even use a couple of five-finger hand condoms* whilst handling the chilli, then discard those before tending to the throbbing conrete donkey waiting enrobed in a lurid green French Tickler.

*_{'Rubber Gloves' to the lay user}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Can't see the point of coloured condoms myself
Anyway, why not wash his hands before the wank. Perhaps it was handling the seeds made him horny.

I think he must be a student or something.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Possibly
but even I had better things to do as an undergrad than wonder what it would be like to poke chilli plants with my errant bell-end.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I think they're taking the piss
'I got chilli on my cock' was one of those great QOTW memes like 'the ice cream van only plays music when they run out' and 'I took the duvet off and my mum had left a cup of tea on the dresser' and 'sometimes I like to rape babies with knives and eat faeces with a spoon'

Chortle!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:25, Reply)