Your Dad sounds fun
My Nan had geese, they were horrid little fuckers and shit everywhere. Still, one did go for my sister, so they're not all bad.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

they were a bit evil
especially during nesting season and when they had babies. I was tasked one year with spiking all the eggs so we wouldn't get any more babies and there was an evil male goose who guarded the nest that they'd cunningly made in the brambles when the female wasn't there, so I had to try and get him away so I could spike the eggs. I got in a full on fight with him and eventually had to wrap a teatowel around his head and punch him to get him to chill the fuck out. I feel a bit bad about punching a goose, but he deserved it. Kitty 1 - Goose 0. Also, whippet 0 because she ran away as soon as the goose hissed at her.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

You punched a goose in the head, I fucking LOVE this.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

me too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Haha, me three.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Four!

(berk, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Male geese = ganders
And that story rocks!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I thank you
I did have quite a cool upbringing. I revised for my GCSEs surrounded by 5 goslings who used to follow me everywhere. Luckily it was hot and I used to go and sit by the pond and they would swim whilst I learned about dull maths that I would never use again.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)