I just wonder how long it'll be until he slips...
I mean, let's face it, it's inevitable.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:51, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I was expecting him to mock you for your "look how many gazes I've had" post
I wasn't there but consider yourself mocked for that, it was like friz and his front pages.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:53, Reply)

That wasn't a look how many gazzes I've had, that was a yay I can check my fucking gazzes again now that I've archived them on my blackberry
I profuse profusely that you took it that way and feel sad that you haven't received as much inane drivel
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)

How many has he had again?
I only didn't take the piss about the gazzes because I'd just archived mine too, a paltry 2,500

Confronting her would have shown me up as the friendless loser that I am
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Dunno I archieve them every week or so,
so I've lost count.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Billions, I'll bet
All from every girl on B3ta telling you to fuck off and leave them alone, you 'creepy, pervy little creep'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)

That's word for word.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:04, Reply)

it's surprising how many b3ta ladies are really Bert sockpuppet accounts

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:14, Reply)

:(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)

It's like you're in my outbox.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)

"friendless pervert" was the best.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Don't take it out of context.
You called me an attention seeking whore.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Nah that was a response to "diseased whore"
I called you a "attention seeking spastic" afterwards.
That was honestly one of our nicer conversations.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Oh yeah
I remember now. I enjoyed that conversation.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)

This may well be the case
But I can't think of a reason why it would be you in particular that I'll insult.

I'm bound to cross some lines and upset somebody eventually though, so apologies to whoever it is in advance
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:55, Reply)

fucking pussy
get off the internet.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Hahaha
You have no idea how true this is.

...Although, on my first day back I did wish CHCB's baby was stillborn, and bring up the whole AIDs debacle again
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:00, Reply)