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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Who wants to pretend that they're Wall-E?Live feed from the diamond-saw-wielding robots trying to fix the hole in the Gulf of Mexico
I'd have posted this on /links, but they seem a bit backward over there with their Youtube videos and their pyjama parties
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:18,
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latest was 16 years ago)
That's amazing, to think that that video is being streamed from the bottom of the ocean on the other side of the world.(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:11,
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Crikey, you're easily impressedWant to see my cock?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:17,
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Why, is it on the bottom of the ocean on the other side of the world?(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:36, Reply)
I'm sure you won't have to wait too long(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:47,
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No chanceYou're in my good books now, I think you're awesome.
If anybody so much as even attempts to insult you, I'll be on that bitch like a fat kid in a cake factory
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:49,
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I just wonder how long it'll be until he slips...I mean, let's face it, it's inevitable.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:51,
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I was expecting him to mock you for your "look how many gazes I've had" postI wasn't there but consider yourself mocked for that, it was like friz and his front pages.
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That wasn't a look how many gazzes I've had, that was a yay I can check my fucking gazzes again now that I've archived them on my blackberryI profuse profusely that you took it that way and feel sad that you haven't received as much inane drivel
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:56,
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How many has he had again?I only didn't take the piss about the gazzes because I'd just archived mine too, a paltry 2,500
Confronting her would have shown me up as the friendless loser that I am
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:58,
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Billions, I'll betAll from every girl on B3ta telling you to fuck off and leave them alone, you 'creepy, pervy little creep'
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:02,
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it's surprising how many b3ta ladies are really Bert sockpuppet accounts(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:14,
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Don't take it out of context.You called me an attention seeking whore.
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Nah that was a response to "diseased whore"I called you a "attention seeking spastic" afterwards.
That was honestly one of our nicer conversations.
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This may well be the caseBut I can't think of a reason why it would be you in particular that I'll insult.
I'm bound to cross some lines and upset somebody eventually though, so apologies to whoever it is in advance
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:55,
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HahahaYou have no idea how true this is.
...Although, on my first day back I did wish CHCB's baby was stillborn, and bring up the whole AIDs debacle again
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:00,
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That is kind of cool for all of about 2 minutes and then it gets really boring.(
girlinthehole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:15,
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HELLOI went to a pub with poledancers and cup cakes last night. I'm like you.
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That sounds awesomedid you enjoy being me for the evening? What were the poledancers doing; were they any good?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:34,
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They were poledancingThey were ok but they had clothes on so were cock teasing bitches who should die.
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I don't think I'd ever want to poledance naked.What sort of stuff were they doing?
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it was fairly simple stuffbut there were three poles up and it was synchronised so it looked impressive.
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Now, see you say 'fairly simple'But I'd love to see you try and do it.
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Telling me to chill out does not help me to chill out in the slightest.Anyway, I need the stress. It makes me work.
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How bad would it be if he actually could do it?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:46,
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I don't think he would be as graceful in the spinsbut he could probably do a lot of the inverted stuff because boys are naturally stronger, annoyingly. All my male friends could invert instantly when they had a go on my pole at home (no sniggering)
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:52,
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Yeah, my mates are desperate to have a go on my poleOnce I get it next year. If they're able to handspring without a problem, I'll hate them forever.
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I nearly had forward handspring last nightI can get up there, but I can't stay up there.
I pinched my underarm doing brass monkey and it's still hurting this morning. Grr.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:01,
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Brass monkey just sounds like a codeword for sex(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:11,
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In the same way that rubberneckingsounds like a codeword for a frantic blowjob?
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sychronising is so hardI had my class doing a routine last night and was trying to get them to be in time with each other and the music. They failed but had a great time failing.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:42,
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Yeah, when we run through the routines at BlushWe're meant to be doing it all at the same time, but it never works. I seem to finish before everyone else, somehow.
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I seem to spin longer than everyone else so it takes me ages to get to the ground.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:53,
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The better I get at really hard, inverted stuff,The shitter my spins get, so I finish the hard shit before everyone else, but take longer to spin.
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That's why I'm enjoying my beginners classesbecause my class is all about the hardcore stuff so we only get to spin in warm up.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:02,
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That's why I'm grateful for your class :)I was managing to drop almost fully into bow on wednesday, I was so happy. And scared.
Air splits was still out of my reach thanks to last Friday's antics though.
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naked pole dancing would result in boob-burn and probably some very unappealing view points for the audience.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:38,
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Imagine naked supermanIt's making me cringe just thinking about it.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:41,
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I just crossed my legs and whimpered.Friction burn in places that should never, ever be friction burnt.
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naked superman drop would hurt.clam slam!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:43,
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I've nutted my head on the poleand I did fall off it upside down from shoulder height, although no one laughed, everyone thought I was dead.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:55,
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It's the superman drop,Your face is falling directly at the pole. It's hard to stop yourself in time.
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It this move, at 0:30www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s_WxUga1VU&feature=related
I think I've shown it you before.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:10,
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Don't think so, but I'll check that video on lunch(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:12,
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it has a semi naked lady in it, so be warned.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:21,
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Well avoid /board if your scared of a semi naked lady some twat posted porn(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:23,
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Cheers for the warningI'm safe though, I can only view youtube on my phone, so it's all good.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:24,
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PffftThat's pretty much how I assume any woman feels during a night of passion with me
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:20,
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I bet it's a roller coaster of emotion and energy fuelled by your meaty pheromones.(
girlinthehole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:23,
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Haha! Is that wishful thinking?Because you will always have my heart, BGB, but my loins are tied to another.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:27,
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I'll start with your heart and wait for any other bits of you that might become available : )(
girlinthehole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:36,
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:43,
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Morning allis the weather supposed to remain nice until Monday?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:35,
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