I just had to stop myself saying something there,
I had it typed and everything.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:02, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

GO ON
DO IT
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)

No, it would make me sound like a twat and no amount of "I WAS JOKING" would take it back.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:04, Reply)

No. Go on
Who was it about?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:05, Reply)

It was a response to the question.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)

I reckon it was
"to fuck Applebite"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)

You can just imagine the post-coital crying
"Please don't ever leave me!"
( djtrialprice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:35, Reply)

and the mid-coital
"I'm..just...so...happy...."
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)

The question is
Which one would say it?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:37, Reply)

there's a question as to that?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Good point
It'd clearly be her
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:42, Reply)

This is really creeping me out.
DO NOT WANT.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:43, Reply)

really no question.
Applebite would be all "clean yourself up, you disgust me" and then she'd be back on a train to Manchester whilst he sat in the corner of the bedroom sniffing her tshirt.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Surely Apple would be texting someone mid-coitus
Or updating Facebook or Tweeting or whatever the kids do nowadays when bored.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:43, Reply)

haha yeah
"Applebite is having sex right now"
30 seconds ago
"Applebite has finished having sex"
27 seconds ago
"Applebite is disappointed"
25 seconds ago
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Genius!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Fantastic

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I do some work for 5 mins and I come back to this

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)

p.s. I hate you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:52, Reply)

hehe

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:54, Reply)

5 seconds it seems above

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:53, Reply)

"in Milton Keynes"

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Say it say it say it say it

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Your power of self control is legendary.

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)

*sigh*
Go on, say it. Or at least gaz it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:04, Reply)

You'll end up with a cock in your inbox, with careless talk like that.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I already have a cock in my inbox.
I can't remember who sent it though. Possibly Al.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Kaol sent me a gaz intitled "Cock Pics"
in fact it was just a normal gaz.
Well, normal for Kaol, at least.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)

The one I got was a man leading round a gigantic rooster on a lead

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I think someone might have sent a paint.net one
It's been a long time since I went down the "Edmund" end of my gazbox
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I sent CHCB and Clendrix a picture of a big black cock
rel
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:38, Reply)

The first gaz I ever sent Roota
was a cock gaz (it was also a rooster). AB sent me a picture of her shaven pussy but that was just to one-up al who already received a pic of her tits.
( djtrialprice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:42, Reply)

I'm guessing hairless cat and small birds?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Bang on.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)

:(

( djtrialprice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Neither you nor Al are emo enough
For AB to send actual rudies to.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Am I the
only person on OT that's never been sent a cock gaz?
I feel left out, somehow...
(berk, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Nope nor have I
we can have a special club
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:02, Reply)

the two of you joined too late
there was a previous off topic denizen who literally gazzed picutres of his penis to loads of female b3tans. The "cock gaz" has become a bit of folk-lore
( djtrialprice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Ahhh Ed.
You will be missed by all those Polar explorers and mangled soldiers.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I never got one of the proper legendary Ed cock gazes
I don't know whether to be happy or feel left out.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I feel left out
Lets gaz each other cocks.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Sorted.
100% SFW, promise.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Be happy

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:09, Reply)

nope

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)

You can't do that!
It's annoying and just not fair.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:11, Reply)

It is, isn't it.
Oh well.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:13, Reply)

This is the thing that annoys me most in the world.
Please gaz it to me. PLEASE.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)

FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE TWAT I HOPE YOU GET CRUSHED BY A CONCRETE COW AND NEVER FIND LOVE IN THE ROMANTIC HAVEN THAT IS MILTON KEYNES, OR "MK" IF YOU WANT TO BE HIP. YOU'LL DIE ALONE AND FRIENDLESS, WHICH IS THE SAME SITUATION YOU ARE IN NOW. NOW FUCK OFF.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:16, Reply)

there is nothing
quite like letting the anger out
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)

chillax

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:23, Reply)

O_O

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:26, Reply)