Happy Birthday your Porkship.
What pisses me of about presents, is not getting what you really want, no matter how plain the hints are.

Happy anniversary too. You never describe your good lady, is she well covered like your good self?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 8:00, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*cough* imaginary girlfriend *cough*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 8:57, Reply)

I know my GF is real, as it was her garden shed that fell on my feet.
And I can't believe Porky would lie to us.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Oh yes.
She's twice the woman she was when we met.
We may need a bigger bed shortly.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:23, Reply)

In the words of Norman Stanley Fletcher
"I'll never get over you darling. I'll have to go around instead."
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)