And in other news...........
It's my birthday today. 51. But that's not the best part.
It's also my 24th wedding anniversary.
Thank the fates for patient women with low expectations and even lower standards.

Alt Q. What pisses you off most about birthdays as your year tally increases?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 7:50, 20 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Happy Birthday your Porkship.
What pisses me of about presents, is not getting what you really want, no matter how plain the hints are.

Happy anniversary too. You never describe your good lady, is she well covered like your good self?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 8:00, Reply)

*cough* imaginary girlfriend *cough*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 8:57, Reply)

I know my GF is real, as it was her garden shed that fell on my feet.
And I can't believe Porky would lie to us.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Oh yes.
She's twice the woman she was when we met.
We may need a bigger bed shortly.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:23, Reply)

In the words of Norman Stanley Fletcher
"I'll never get over you darling. I'll have to go around instead."
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Happy birthday,
and congratulations!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 8:25, Reply)

Happy birthday geezer.
Nothing really pisses me off about birthdays other than they remind you you're getting older.
( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 8:56, Reply)

The thing that bothers me about birthdays
is that every year I read about someone my age who has fitted infinitely more things than me into their same number of years.

I'm the same age as Kiera Knightley and she's a millionairess.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Too easy. I'll leave this for a real cunt to reply to.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Yes, but you have breasts

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Yeah, that is depressing
Still, when you die there won't be a ton of jokes about you on Sickipedia.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:29, Reply)

that sounds like a challenge

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Okay no-one else has done it so.....
"Yeah, but she's talented AND beautiful."
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Oh and what pisses me off.
Exactly the opposite of Bart. I never have any idea of what I want for birthdays, therefore I end up with some truly imaginative but useless presents.
This yeaar is different though. I've got a lovely new dressing gown and a Monster Hunter 3 coffret (Wii version). Should last a while. At least I get surprises. Christmas is the same.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Happy Birthday, old chap
And much like, I am dreadfully short of ideas as to what I want - fortunately this affliction seems to have struck my whole family, but it's less worrying for my parents (in their late fifties) than it is for me who will only* be turning 25 very soon.

*_{Though on the plus side, that is one of those few nice occasions when I've been able to use the word 'only' in this context for a while.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Happy Birthday!
Selfishly, I hate not getting presents from friends I've gone out my way to buy awesome presents for during the last year.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Happy birthday!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Happy Birthday!
You got married on your birthday? That seems poorly planned. Shotgun wedding, was it?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)

It was very deliberate.
I have a shocking memory and the only time I almost forget my anniversary was when I forgot it was my birthday.
Then again, once we were married a few years we decided not to do anniversaries. We'd buy loads of wine instead.
Might celebrate next year though.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Hippo bathday Porky
I'm only just under a year behind you in age and I'd like to say there's nothing that gets me down about the advancing age. To quote the song High wide and handsome:-
'Have high wide and handsome carved on my headstone
with the date I was born and the date that I died
Take one from the other and all you've got's a number
just remember I laughed twice as hard as I cried'.

Great words.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:26, Reply)