I made caramel squares
but then I realised that I've actually got a tiny bit fat recently so I don't want to eat them now. They taunted me whilst I was doing the long distance run on my WiiFit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

but you're so thin :(
what happens to us lolfattys?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:04, Reply)

We end up looking like the humans in Wall-E

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)

this depresses me
I don't want to sound like something off a KFC menu

Boneless tender meat with extra large chips
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I like to think that being a lolfatty is a sign of prosperity
unfortunately I am becoming less prosperous :-/
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I'm hoping
the stomach bug I have a touch of will knock off a few pounds
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)

My dumped diet has worn off : (

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I've stuck to my diet quite well
but I've had a bag of crisps each day on top of my diet food
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I know, I thought I was untouchable by the fat fairy
but I think it's the sheer quantity of cupcakes and generally horrific food I've been eating recently combined with overtime in the mornings replacing my wiifit regime.

It's only a bit of bellyfat though so hopefully it hasn't set up home too permanently. My six pack is no longer almost visible!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:19, Reply)

now that really depressed me

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)

sorry.
I was a bit depressed when I realised. Plus I have to get my belleh out with Applebite at pole and she's got a cheesegrater stomach. That's depressing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I'm not that
dissatisfied with my figure. But I really really want thin legs like everyone else and I don't seem able to get them :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I want thin snake hips
but I'm a pear shape and no matter how slim I am or how toned I get, they still stay the same, so I've had to just come to terms with lolfattyhip genes. Someone once told my mum she had 'good childbirthing hips' so I guess that's where I get them from. It's been like 40 years since the guy told her that and she still hasn't forgiven him.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)

We've always said that one of my friends has good childbirthing hips
He remains unamused by this.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I have a similar friend

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:44, Reply)