I think he was referring to Ms Swipe's dates
rather than mine.

and aside from yesterday, I haven't had a croissant in months
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Take it one day at a time Vippers, one day at a time.

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

:-P
I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I fucking love croissants.
especially the chocolate ones.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

this just proves what I was saying above
one has succumbed already and she hasn't even got near the balcony
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)

you fucking wish.
I make my OWN croissants. NOM NOM NOM!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)

oh I see
reverted back have you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)

nope. I am where I am.
I was telling the truth is all - I make my own croissants. Mum has this awesome recipe.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I fear my joke may have been too subtle....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)

no it wasn't
I just ignored it ;)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)

:-P

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)

And maybe a tad unfunny.

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)

and smug,
really really smug.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:44, Reply)

but the smugness does make me giggle.
it's absurd.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:46, Reply)

charming
not only do you call me smug, but also that it isn't justified!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:47, Reply)

am I not allowed to indulge in a joke like everybody else does once in a while then?
:(
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I thought you were different from all the rest....
*sobs*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Now I feel all guilty.
bastard.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)

mwahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:55, Reply)

maybe you didn't get it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I only just got it
I'd swear that's so tenuous it made my balls hurt.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:47, Reply)

that's an interesting side effect

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Well, it's a chain reaction.
Some jokes are so bad they make my eyes hurt, but since the male optic nerve is connected to the genitalia, the sensation travelled all the way down there and NOW I HAVE BALLACHE.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)