Why, do you perform some sort of croissant-based dance of seduction?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

not as yet
but it is certainly in my arsenal

strikethrough away
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)

too obvious
the mating ritual of the Vipros of the genus 'Smug'

First this soberly clad bird hops in a rhythmic circle around the intended, before plying her with pastry based treats on a raised platform, while offering a glass of rather nice white. The appropriate mating time can be judged by the look of intense pleasure in himself on his face, only when all these factors have been brought into combination will the Vipros truely come into his own
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)

you know it'd work

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)

haha
christ that is an image! i am picturing full monty dancing to the tune of "you can leave your croissant"... (the lesser known tom jones original draft lyrics)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)

full
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)

you would not be laughing if you were actually picturing me doing that
it would not be pretty
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)

i think you should do it
and email it to me. i would enjoy that a lot, and would promise faithfully not to forward it to anyone everyone else.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I'm not sure that would be wise

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)