Excuse me, Mr Badger Sir
Someone tells me that my whinging about my arse being too large to wedge into a thong made your epic Fail Register. Which is great and all, but I couldn't help that notice you have said that I want the boys to tell me I am "pretty". No, no, no. You have misjudged me. It is not like that at all.

My grandma tells me I am "pretty"(well, before she died, anyway). I would like boys to tell me I am smoking hot, red hot chilli on a stick, a walking viagara tablet. So I just felt the need to bring the exact needy nature of my ranting to your kind attention for next time, thank you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:02, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Surely a thong wedges into your arse
Not the other way around?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:07, Reply)

you see
that is precisely my problem
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I'm not sure I do see
Feel free to gaz me pics to illustrate your point.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)

have you ever tried
taking pics of your own arse??! but i am sure there will be someone around who is happy to gaz a cockshot across...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I might have...
Also I've sent out so many cock pics recently, to some lady b3tans who complained about not getting receiving any.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I just realised I replied to 4 out of the top 5 attention seeker posts.
:(
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)

You are part of the vicious circle

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:18, Reply)

I'm part of the fucking problem.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

you have become the thing you hate!
welcome to my job, btw.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)