If you can find some of those little bottle of Stroh
they're easy to conceal about your person and they're 80% so sipping them slowly will keep you nicely merry, or downing them will get you fucked.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh Stroh
That contributed to V___ losing 6 days over his 19th birthday
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I was only allowed to serve one per customer when I worked in a bar
it tastes like paintstripper!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:58, Reply)

It incapacitates Russians
it MEANS BUSINESS
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:09, Reply)

To be fair, so does beer.
For some reason that can put away vodka like nobody's business but seem to be strangely susceptible to beer and wine. At least in my limited experience of Russian people.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I'm like that with certain drinks though
I drink Jack all the time so that's fairly harmless, but if I have a couple of halves of lager I'll be all light headed. And wine totally fucks me over.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I don't know what beer does to me
I avoid whiskey and shit like that.

Gin vodka cider, but never mixing all three. Actually that's a lie, I've been known to do that.

I miss the days when I could be blotto on half a bottle of Rose :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:20, Reply)

London is a cripplingly expensive place to have a tolerance for alcohol.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:24, Reply)

TAKE MEDICATION
MOVE TO MANCHESTER


that should be advice dog or something...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Hmm...
I've got some antihistamines and a couple of Rennies in my desk. And I'm only a tube ride away from Euston station...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Go to Canal Street
They'll looooove you there.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:30, Reply)

This is what my sister keeps telling me.
I remain sceptical.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:38, Reply)

A good alternative to £3.50 for a pint of watered down Tuborg
if last year is anything to go by.
( djtrialprice, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)

It amused me that you had to point out it was watered down
as if £3.50 for a pint of second-rate beer wasn't bad enough*.

*_{And tragically, incrasingly the norm down in This London...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)

what's worse is that when you've finished with your paper cup
you're getting harangued by some goddamned hippy as it has a 20p redemption value. I found myself ripping up my empties just to be left alone.
( djtrialprice, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:29, Reply)