Coming to my house for tea is a must.
Avoid Redruth it's shit. Mousehole and St Ives are beautiful, despite being pretty famous Newquay is a shithole. If you need any advice whilst here in Cornwall land you may call upon yours truely. Bude used to be great and even had a short lived music festival but is now quite dull. You are staying so far north you might as well be in Devon but you aren't too far from Tintagel which is worth a visit. If you do decide to take the trip south, Land End is good, Penzance is shit. Perranporth is fairly nice at this time of year. For nightlife newquay is ok just don't get stabbed. Avoid St Austell I hear Clendrix lives nearby! If you drive through Exeter mind the smug cloud. Vippers may be around.
( Peej, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:50, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

haha smug cloud
like in L4D,

Run! You have disturbed the Vipros!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:57, Reply)

you're mean

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:04, Reply)

sorry
I feel bad.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)

You made a L4D reference
You're clearly awesome.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)

s'how I roll.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I'd like you if we were both single
And you weren't so damn fat.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:25, Reply)

thanks
my milkshake brings all the b3tans to the yard.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:28, Reply)

And then you drink it in front of them
Hence your plura-chin busface.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Shut it
I'm well fit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:34, Reply)

i a
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Beat me to it ;)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:34, Reply)

you're both so shallow
Luckily Wiggy loves me for me.

(actually he has threatened to dump me and said looking at that picture makes him feel sick)
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Good lad
It is a rough pic, very funny though!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I don't like it at all

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I'm glad you agree Rootz

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:43, Reply)

sorry
but it's the future for Kitties who eat too many cupcakes
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:53, Reply)

It looks so real
And scarily like someone I used to know.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:55, Reply)

My chin is susceptible to doubling up
especially when I laugh. This produces many unflattering (real) photos.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Mine too
I'm not photogenic in the slightest.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:02, Reply)

that picture is disturbing
loves me for me is too stoned and lazy to dump me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:41, Reply)

yeah he won't do better than me

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:54, Reply)

that almost happened to me and my ex
fortunately I stopped smoking for a while ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Boscastle and Tintagel are both definitely worth visiting.
Beautiful, rugged coast, great food and drinks, nice people. Highly recommended A+ would buy again.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Mousehole?
Really?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:06, Reply)

pronounced thus:
Mowzle

with Mow rhyming with Now
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)

It means mousehole though, right?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:11, Reply)

dunno
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mousehole
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Can't be arsed to read that.
Mousehole is a phontic rendering of the Minoan word for harbour.
The Minoans - and Greeks - traded for tin roundbouts.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)

bloody Cornish
and their weird pronunciations.


says the guy who lived in Milngavie - pronounced Milguy
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I don't live there - I live in London.
But I'll be down there to kick your arse soon.
( thealternativefact, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I'll be sure to buy some more boots to shake in.
Bring it on Clenders!
( Peej, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:42, Reply)