Not friends with them on Facebook?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Naw, they don't like me
Which is a massive shame, because I'd really like to attend a bash and seduce the two of them.

I'd take them home with me, crack out the babysham and get a bit of shoala ama on my old record player. One thing would eventually lead to another, and before they knew it they'd be spit-roasting me over the coffee table. Of course, they'd switch ends at half time, and it would be rude for me not to allow them to spill their hot, thick jism all over my face as the finale
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:55, Reply)

I've no idea what you look like
but the mental image of those two in a gay threesome, no matter what the other person was like, makes me feel sick.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:02, Reply)

Heehee, that's mean. They're both handsome chaps
As for me, I'm skinny, hairy and lug-eared. I usually find it's best to tell people to imagine a 9 year old female russian gymnast who has been tarred and rolled around a barbershop floor, and that's me. Fucking sexy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:11, Reply)

Oh one is a cutie
but I can't and don't want to imagine him in a sexual situation, ever.

And I couldn't keep a straight face imagining the other inflagrante.

Phwoar. Well, at least I've just got hair like Boris Becker's pubes :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:24, Reply)

top marks for using inflagrante

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:02, Reply)

Wha' whu'? I'm not _that_ huddious that I shouldn't be allowed in a sexual situation again, and neither is chompy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:06, Reply)

I'm pretty sure
you're the one she called a cutie :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:14, Reply)

I donno, but sad times, i didn't think I was treat ugly, and neither is chompy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:26, Reply)

No, you're adorable
like a puppy.

Not ugly like a dog.
I'm mean to Chompy as we expect it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:30, Reply)

=)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:28, Reply)