you have spoiled what I was going to do there
*pouts*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Aww
Stop pouting you bumder. Tell you what, I'll close my eyes and cover my ears and you do whatever it was you had planned anyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

you were supposed to say your height
and I would retort "I didn't know they stacked shit that high" and then put /gunnery sergeant hartman
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Brilliant
That would have been FUCKING funny
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I know right?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

But you can pout from on high
I am 6'3" so i look down on him, he is 6'1" and so looks down on foxtrot
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Is this the point where Foxtrot looks up and says
"I know my place"?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

depends on how his roses are coming up.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I spend most of my working and personal life doing that
You just have to catch me at the right moment
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

On your haunches with a ball-gag in your mouth?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:09, Reply)

who is this he to whom you are referring?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

You, I gave you an arbitrary height to fit my post

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)

if you quickly edit it to 6'2" then it will work fine

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

He's 6'2"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

AND THAT'S JUST MY PENIS!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Is the rest of you less than 1" high, balanced on the end of an enormous phallus

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

no, about 7 inches

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Hang about
You're on the internet - where EVEERYONE lies about their physical attributes - and you're claiming your penis is 7"? Think big, for gods sake man!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I just claimed my penis was 6'2
I think suggesting I'm 7" tall is fair enough
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I bet that's what your missus says
when asked who the lumbering bearded stoner following her around is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

better than being asked who the mincing bumder is like your mrs

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Actually she usually gets asked "surely you can do better than him?"
I will typically respond with a grin which I like to think says "you have never seen a woman this beautiful naked"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)

excellent smuggery
nice work
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

i like bearded stoners and I like mincing bumders, but...which is better
There's only one way to find out!

FIGHT!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)