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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Thank you for the good luck wishes!
So basically it doesn't matter how scaly or slimy the person bending you over and taking you from behind is? This bodes well for me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Anyway, a fish could still go down on you.
Do fishes have gag reflexes? That'd be useful for the male...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)
Because of your massive cock?
Why else would the guy gag?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)
No for the male fucking the mermaid
I don't have a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)
+attached to me or in my hand right this minute

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:25, Reply)
I have not had a cock in a while :(
I am biologically female. No I will not prove it, I don't want to terrify you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:26, Reply)
I left it open (hurr hurr) to include dildoes or other ladily accoutrements of the flesh

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:27, Reply)
Nup, no nothing.
Absence of Phallus here.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:28, Reply)
They do have gag reflexes, but at least they're used to the smell.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)
SMELLS LIKE HOME

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:26, Reply)
Massive mouths
They could probably do facial gang bangs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:25, Reply)
If it was a dolphin top half, human bottom half
You could fuck the blowhole
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:26, Reply)
Dolphins are beautiful, intelligent creatures
and you want to fuck one IN THE HEAD
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)
Sure, why not?
Smug bastards need to be taken down a notch.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:30, Reply)
Dolphins are gay sharks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:31, Reply)
Someone's been watching Glee

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:33, Reply)
No I haven't, I heard this years ago
Glee have stolen this idea the fucking thieving turd burgling bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:34, Reply)
Oh
It was still funnier when Britney said it. She's prettier than you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:38, Reply)
No it wasn't, she may be pretty, but she is riddled with AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:51, Reply)
Quite possibly
But you're riddled with GAIDS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:55, Reply)
OH THE IRONY

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:55, Reply)
Only since I met you in the park late one night

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:59, Reply)
Given the amount of abuse I get on here regarding my sexuality
I maintain that it was ill-advised of you to drop your trousers and bend over in front of me, wiggling your arse temptingly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:05, Reply)
I have the t-shirt for that
With a written justification on the back. From my "getting lots of silly t-shirts from camden" phase
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:33, Reply)
I'd probably get a better fit on a Blue Whale if I'm honest

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:30, Reply)
How long can they hold their breath for?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:30, Reply)
Long enough
Believe me.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:30, Reply)
Strictly speaking, wouldnt a blow job from a fish involve putting your cock in its gills?
Also there are tales that fisherman on long trips to sea would use the skate's mouth as it most closely resembled a vagina.
(Cave Duck, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:32, Reply)
Hmm
tales that pictures of
fishermen on long trips to sea would me showing how to
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:35, Reply)

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