Now's the time to use your hair as leverage
I assume you've always wanted a pony
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:33, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

pony horse's cock
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Never wanted a pony
In fact the one thing I'm trying to persuade them to do is going to put me in massive debt.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:37, Reply)

You either want to do a PhD and need funding
Or are entering into a pyrmaid scheme
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Neither :)
I'm only a first year (ACTUALLY NOOOOO SECOND YEAR NOW I THINK ARSE WHERE DID THIS YEAR GO) so thinking about PhDdom is a long way in the future
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Sex change?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:50, Reply)

No one will get it. It's at odds with my Jewish Nature

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:52, Reply)

You still have to tell us though
/on tenterhooks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:56, Reply)

A Tattoo
of a bacon sandwich?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Hahaha
told my mum about intending to get my tattoo. She was still a bit in shock over what the doctor had said to her and the fact that we'd just had a massive argument.

I need to wait until I've got my job. I'm going to pay for it with money I've earned :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Is that the massive debt/against Jewish Nature thing?
I've heard it's kinda frowned upon to get tattoos, something about not being able to be buried in a Jewish cemetery.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:07, Reply)

No
The debt's much bigger than how much it'd cost to get a tattoo.

I'm not actually a Jew. I would have been if it were not for quirks of gender, but I was brought up a Roman Catholic.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I was brought up Anglican
But I have a Jewish nose. Don't have the good money-sense though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Hahaha
I have excellent yidstincts
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Quirks of gender?
"If it's a girl we're raising it catholic, but if it's a boy, that foreskin's coming right off - I'm not letting any of those priests near him..."?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:12, Reply)

No, my grandfather was male
If he was female, my dad would have been a Jew.
and the same goes for him in regards me.

Madness.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:17, Reply)