I had squatters in the property behind mine last year.
They took bolt cutters to the gate beside my house and used that to get in and out the back of the property they were squatting in. Drove me fucking crazy because the gate rattled and slammed against my gable wall every time they went in or out. What pissed me off most though was their stupid fucking hippy songs that they'd sing and play whilst sitting on the doorstep with a guitar.

Two of the blokes wore trilbys and one of the girls was called Charlotte. Cunts.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

were they Ash?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Haha. They were even posher than that.
I went to school with Ash.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I liked them
until they started to suck. But that's true of all music. And everything else really.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I'm not a fan of their music
and I taped over their demo tapes with some fiddle tunes as I reckoned they'd never, ever get a recording deal.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:49, Reply)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:57, Reply)

to suck trying to make music.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Excellent.

(Cave Duck, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:43, Reply)