it does
but you have to get a court order. these people are clever twats, and they know the law, and they know they don't have to go anywhere without a court order and then a writ from the high court entitling the bailiffs to tip them out. all this takes a few weeks and costs a lot. if the landlord is trying to do it himself, without legal advice, he can very easily get it wrong and get stuck with them for more weeks of trashing and expense!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:48, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Would it be possible to bypass the system a bit
And ask a Judge in his spare time to sign an order? Seeing as there's a charity involved.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:50, Reply)

nice idea
but never gonna happen in practice!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Get the charity to ask around it's big donors
One of them will likely be an oldboy with contacts. Even the most stern Judge would want to get the cunts out of the building, and would be happy to jot down a quick "GTFO, I'm a Judge".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Or just march into the place, in full gown and wig
Bang his gavel on the door and shout
"I sentence you to kiss my arse."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I wonder
If you can't evict them with force, can they use force to stop you entering? Get some cops to 'squat', and arrest the other cunts if any illegal activities are witnessed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:00, Reply)

that would be quite hilarious

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Ok, with you now. But what about the damage?
Surely, once the court order is issued, the squatters are liable for vandalism?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:50, Reply)

yes
but they have no money. this is why the pikeys are squatting in the first place! you'd spend more pursuing them for the costs than you ever had any hope of recovering.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Are there no prisons?
Are there no workhouses?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Maybe they should die
and decrease the surplus population!
( Peej, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:30, Reply)