I see.
You've broken my dull reverie, how can I ever thank you? Life has new meaning now!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I was only trying to help

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:30, Reply)

:,(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Sorry, that sounded more sarcastic than I meant it to.
How was your weekend Herr Chomp?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:36, Reply)

It's too late to be nice to me now,
you're going on the list.

(weekend was quite nice thanks)
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:37, Reply)

The wedding invite list?
That's awfully nice of you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:39, Reply)

"the wedding" is what I call my fist
I mean I'm going to punch her not the other "fist"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:40, Reply)

You momentarily got her hopes up
As an aside, a book I'm reading at the moment has a bit where the 'hero' goes to investigate the concrete cows in MK... This meant i thought of you this weekend, while NAKED IN BED.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)

You're going on the slightly longer list
of "b3tans that have thought about me naked in bed and or the shower"
What book is it?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I must stress, it was I who was naked, I wasn't picturing you naked in bed.
The Atrocity Archive by Charles Stross, a modern Cthulhu kinda thing, very good!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Yay! I'm on all the lists :D

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:47, Reply)

you get my hopes up
and then you just take it away again
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Leaving a cold, gaping chasm
That will never be the same again.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:46, Reply)

my chasm doesn't gape!
how dare you
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I was speaking metaphorically
Ok, I was also implying that, after a vigorous fisting, things'd be a little 'draughty' down there.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Not with all my kegel exercises
It's like a rubber band down there.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)

dry brown and frayed

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)

and slightly sticky

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:55, Reply)

and discarded outside a Post Office depot.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)

after being wrapped around numerous packages

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I declare you the winner!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)

*bows*
I couldn't have done it without the support of a great team
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Prone to perishing

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I hate you all

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:57, Reply)

You love us talking about your Lady Garden
Any attention is good attention.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:58, Reply)

*punches in the fanny*

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:47, Reply)

thanks.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Many men have a strong relationship with their fist
Though not many go as far as marrying "Mrs Palm."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)

don't forget
her five daughters
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Indeed, it's very much a Mormon-style marriage...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:08, Reply)

how they get them all in
I do wonder
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Lube

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)

lube The Grace of God

Thank God for marriage vows
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:11, Reply)

marriage vows lube
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)

lube Marriage vows

smoothing the way since 1066
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:14, Reply)

They do if it involves access to her five lovely daughters as well.
Mindpiss and slow connection.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Slow internet connection?
Or synaptic?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)

a mild case
of Terry Pratchett fever
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I imagine porky being
more in the mould of 'Father Jack'...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)

does he make that joke?
I was just remembering the ladies of easy virtue in Ankh Morpork
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)

My bloke's father called me a seamstress the first time he met me,
thinking I wouldn't get it. Hmph.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)

that's a bit rude :/
the first time he met you and everything
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)

quite funny though :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:44, Reply)

they prefer "ladies of negotiable affection"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:44, Reply)