I'm off to that there London
I intend to meet up with big bro, have a few beers and then......


we're going to see Seasick Steve at the Royal festival hall!

My life is good.

How's yours?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 8:43, 241 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yo shorty, it's my birthday.
I'm gonna party like it's my birthday.
I'm gonna sip Barcardi like it's my birthday.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 8:51, Reply)

sip gulp

Happy birthday.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Sip Bacardi out of Jeff's slippers
HPBD BGB
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 8:58, Reply)

Noooo! out of his belly button : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:03, Reply)

He might have an outie

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:04, Reply)

He might have.
But as it's never going to happen, it's not worth worrying over.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Happy Birthday
"Dear Jimmy, Please could you help my pal Blousie. She's really needing a shag from Jeff Bridges.

Yours sincerely
K2k6"

*posts to Jim'll Fix It, BBC Television Centre, W12 8QT*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:12, Reply)

"PS: She wants him to stick his outie in her"

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:13, Reply)

I have tried that route but Jim told me no : (

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I see. The randy old bugger wants you all for himself...
And on that terrifying note, happy birthday!
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)

: /

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)

*sings*
Blousie it's your birthday!
Happy birthday Blousie!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Thanks hon!

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Happy Birthday Madam Blousie!
1.5 weeks time 'til the bash! WOOOOO!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:13, Reply)

*big smiley face*

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:16, Reply)

My nephew and his friend made me a birthday cake.
It was covered in silver balls and had I (heart) U in icing.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:19, Reply)

awww that's cute.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Happy Birthday Blousie :)

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:16, Reply)

happy birthday

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Have a Happy Berfday Hug! and kisses XX!
(Yes, I'm still reading - precious little time to post these days.
I only log on for very special occasions.)
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Happy Birthday!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Happy birthday gorgeous!
Have a brilliant day :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Bastard.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:01, Reply)

He's excellent, I can't wait to see him at Glastonbury again.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Saw him late last year
He was absolutely brilliant!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Its not fabulous to be honest,
I have a chest infection and I'm on crutches due to a massive infection in my foot.
On the plus side, I have chocolate, a roof ovre my head, and plenty of Supernatural, True Blood and Big Bang Theory to comfort myself with.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Get some Chuck on the go too!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Supernatural is good
where are you up to?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I have the whole series - including season 5.
I'm rewatching it from the start though, so up to season 3, ep 2. Very good show. I love those boys.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Life's ok
same old same old really. I feel like I'm waiting for something exciting to happen.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:23, Reply)

BOO

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)

was that to try and scare me
or like the opposite of yay?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:26, Reply)

That was something exciting to happen.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I see.
You've broken my dull reverie, how can I ever thank you? Life has new meaning now!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I was only trying to help

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:30, Reply)

:,(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Sorry, that sounded more sarcastic than I meant it to.
How was your weekend Herr Chomp?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:36, Reply)

It's too late to be nice to me now,
you're going on the list.

(weekend was quite nice thanks)
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:37, Reply)

The wedding invite list?
That's awfully nice of you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:39, Reply)

"the wedding" is what I call my fist
I mean I'm going to punch her not the other "fist"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:40, Reply)

You momentarily got her hopes up
As an aside, a book I'm reading at the moment has a bit where the 'hero' goes to investigate the concrete cows in MK... This meant i thought of you this weekend, while NAKED IN BED.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)

You're going on the slightly longer list
of "b3tans that have thought about me naked in bed and or the shower"
What book is it?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I must stress, it was I who was naked, I wasn't picturing you naked in bed.
The Atrocity Archive by Charles Stross, a modern Cthulhu kinda thing, very good!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Yay! I'm on all the lists :D

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:47, Reply)

you get my hopes up
and then you just take it away again
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Leaving a cold, gaping chasm
That will never be the same again.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:46, Reply)

my chasm doesn't gape!
how dare you
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I was speaking metaphorically
Ok, I was also implying that, after a vigorous fisting, things'd be a little 'draughty' down there.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Not with all my kegel exercises
It's like a rubber band down there.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)

dry brown and frayed

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)

and slightly sticky

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:55, Reply)

and discarded outside a Post Office depot.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)

after being wrapped around numerous packages

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I declare you the winner!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)

*bows*
I couldn't have done it without the support of a great team
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Prone to perishing

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I hate you all

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:57, Reply)

You love us talking about your Lady Garden
Any attention is good attention.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:58, Reply)

*punches in the fanny*

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:47, Reply)

thanks.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Many men have a strong relationship with their fist
Though not many go as far as marrying "Mrs Palm."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)

don't forget
her five daughters
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Indeed, it's very much a Mormon-style marriage...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:08, Reply)

how they get them all in
I do wonder
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Lube

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)

lube The Grace of God

Thank God for marriage vows
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:11, Reply)

marriage vows lube
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)

lube Marriage vows

smoothing the way since 1066
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:14, Reply)

They do if it involves access to her five lovely daughters as well.
Mindpiss and slow connection.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Slow internet connection?
Or synaptic?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)

a mild case
of Terry Pratchett fever
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I imagine porky being
more in the mould of 'Father Jack'...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)

does he make that joke?
I was just remembering the ladies of easy virtue in Ankh Morpork
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)

My bloke's father called me a seamstress the first time he met me,
thinking I wouldn't get it. Hmph.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)

that's a bit rude :/
the first time he met you and everything
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)

quite funny though :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:44, Reply)

they prefer "ladies of negotiable affection"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:44, Reply)

*cricket chirps*
*throws tumbleweed at Kitty*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I've never seen real live tumbleweed
maybe I should make that my new mission.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I'm not sure I have either
ROADTRIP!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I'll get the VW,
you get the supplies.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I like your thinking
I'll also draw up a list of music that's utterly banned from being played. It will be adhered to, or you may find yourself being eaten by coyotes.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:30, Reply)

They played S Club on Radio 1 yesterday
I knew all the words.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:37, Reply)

That's quite tragic
But you were young and impressionable when it came out, so I forgive you. Hell, I might even have some of the lyrics locked away in my fevered subconscious!
My list of banned songs can be narrowed down to 'anything with Autotune'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)

You have to admit they're pretty catchy. Even Wiggy joined in at the chorus

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Y'know what's also catchy?
AIDS.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:44, Reply)

yeah but which one is more debilitating?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)

They're both hard to admit to friends.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:55, Reply)

You awful person
One of my friends got a kiss on the cheek from Jo and a hug from Bradley when they visited our union once. I laughed at him.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)

my friend fancied Paul
he's now in a heavy metal band.

Everyone hates Jo so I think her singing career is over.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Hey Blousie!
Happy birthday! Remember, now you're in your twenties, it's not compulsory to drink to excess and be promiscuous.

But it's ok to try it for a bit!

Beardy man-hugs for your birthday.
CP
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Pretty rubbish
Tired, grouchy, and fed up after a weekend of fucking things up.

Still payday soon, which is just as well as I have enough for petrol and beans on toast for the rest of the week

ps Happy Birthday blousie
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)

what have you fucked up?
Is it unfuckable?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:46, Reply)

some is some isn't
seem to have spent most of the weekend falling out with people, I have also discovered I am totally incapable of being a bastard (intentionally) which is a bit of a stange and slightly lame feeling
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)

me too! I always thought I was well ard
but I always end up feeling guilty. Look what happens whenever I try and be mean to Chompy, I always end up apologising.

Are these people worth making amends with?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:05, Reply)

haha
yeah i'm a natural born worrier and just can't do that alpha male bullshit!
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:11, Reply)

yeah I worry too much about little things
I'll get myself all worked up over something trivial and then it'll all turn out to be fine. I'll think I've had a disagreement with somebody and I'll be really worried that I've upset them and then it'll turn out they weren't even listening or something.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)

mmm
its odd because Friday was a great day, felt happy and chipper and then it sort of went downhill rapidly on Saturday! wound myself up over something trivial, had a barney with a stupid neighbour and then realised i'd balls'd up my monthly finances again which pissed me off.
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)

2 day week as I'm off to Barcelona on Wednesday for awedding and well earned break
on the minus side,my honeymoon has bankrupted me and I have 5 days work to squeeze into 2 days.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)

This is why holidays can be a pain
You have to squeeze extra work in before, and when you get back it's all piled up. Still, I hope you enjoy Barcelona!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Normally it's not too bad, but there's one project that only I can run and it has to be run this week
cracking timing!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Same old
Still in the same job, not been getting any breaks in getting somewhere new.

Could be worse, could be unemployed and searching for work.

I do have the whole of next week off though so I will be watching football, applying for jobs, drinking beer at night and spending time with the bird who's just getting back from Uni for the summer!!

Going to be great, just got to get through this week first..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Happy Birthday BGB!
Nothing exciting has happened to me, apart from arranging the opposite of last weeks shenanigans (which was a date that turned into a friendly meeting). This is a friendly meeting I hope shall turn into a date.

Apart from that, just packing and getting ready for holiday.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:01, Reply)

are you planning to seduce a friend?
always nice when that happens. in my experience at least.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)

well
I'm hoping less of a seduction and more of a realisation. But that is much too hopeful an outlook so I shall be content just to have fun
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)

good attitude
good weekend?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)

yes thanks
my dad came up to visit and restocked my fridge with diet coke and beer, as well as giving me some money.

Then I trashed a friend (in the finals sense of the word) and she got very drunk and I got mildly pissed. Yourself?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)

sounds good
I took friday off and tore down one of the ceilings in my house which was fun. Only took 4 carloads to get rid of all the rubble, wood and filth. Most of the rest of the days were spent DIYing. Got to use the enormous drill for carving plugsocket holes into the brickwork.

I also smoked a large quantity of ganja and sucked down far more than my usual amount of beer.

That film I mentioned in the other thread was good too.

A good weekend all in all.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

It sounds
like quite a relaxed and fun weekend.

As on the other thread, I saw Backbeat, which was rather good
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)

reasonably relaxed
as much as it can be when you've donned a full suit of protective equipment and set about a ceiling with a crowbar in each hand.

definitely fun.

I haven't seen Backbeat for some time, assuming we are talking about the film involving the Beatles
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Well it sounds therapeutic
not for any particular need, just in general.

Yes, it's the film about the Beatles and Stuart Sutcliffe. It also served to remind me that Stephen Dorff was quite hot when he was younger
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:28, Reply)

yeah :-)
always nice to be reminded of a hottie.

this is winona ryder from the film I watched last night
www.imdb.com/media/rm3160184320/tt0497972

surprisingly cleavagy. and she's aged rather well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)

indeed she has
she looks quite hot there

Dorff www.imdb.com/media/rm1629916672/nm0001151
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:32, Reply)

she wore some cool corsety stuff
and interesting hats

while she was shagging people and putting them in comas

stephen dorff looks like someone I know there. can't think who though...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

he looks a tiny bit like
the person I fancy. The expression especially.

I love corsets, wish I could wear them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)

he was totally hot in Blade
being all evil and shit
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)

I'm straight
But I agree with this.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I'd grudgingly have to agree too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)

But I really like women
With tits and stuff.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:52, Reply)

you just like fat blokes

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I watched Fast and Furious
Then had to drive to pick the lady up from work, just as the England match kicked off. The roads were deserted, and I was sorely tempted to have a bit of fun, but my little Ka isn't quite as poky as the muscle cars in the film...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)

what is it like?
the film that is? the first and third ones aren't unbearably awful...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:28, Reply)

1,3,4
are all amazing. Number 2 is rubbish
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)

It's much like the first
Silly but enjoyable
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I'll check it out then
I was pleasantly surprised by 3 after how shit 2 was.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)

I didn't watch 3, because of how bad 2 was
Now I shall check it out too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

the absurdity of drifting makes it entertaining
and it doesn't have what's his name in it, which is good
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Paul Walker?
He's alright in Running Scared.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)

He was annoying in Into the Blue
and every film he's ever been in.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)

it has about thirty seconds of Vin Diesel though

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)

that's fairly entertaining

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

he's in some film where him and a mate are being chased by a mad killer truck driver or something
I think I thought he was really shit in that. I'm not 100% sure though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

He probably was
He isn't a stand-out actor.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)

are you sure?
I'm pretty sure that was Jared Padalecki (also known as Sam off Supernatural)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)

yep
www.imdb.com/title/tt0206314/
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I remember the film
but not Paul Walker. For some reason in my mind's eye it's Jared Padalecki. Weird
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:55, Reply)

number one or number 4?
I love those films
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Number 4
And they are a bit of a guilty pleasure of mine!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)

they're not even guilty with me
everyone I know teases me about the fact I love them, but they are so trashy and banal that it's almost an artform. Except for number 2 which I have never even rewatched
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Hellish nightmare
No internet connection on my phone this morning so I'm going to have to work instead of arsing about on here/facebook/actually interesting websites.

Please wait until I log back out to start celebrating.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Oh...you still here?
*hides party hat and bottle of Lidl-brand Cava behind back*
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:04, Reply)

behind back in anal cavity
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)

*tries*
*finds obstruction*
Ah. So that's where my cat went...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Maru...is...is that you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Try not to startle her
She's been in the dark for so long her eyes have given up. Or that might be the general toxicity in there.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I had a very odd night last night
after a couple of catch up drinks with ma bezzies, we decided (at 11pm) to go get frozen yogurt. Um, yeah. While walking over the bridge we met a couple of lads who asked us if we'd pay £100 to watch someone jump off Waterloo Bridge. It would have improved the gene pool no end, but obviously we didn't. Instead they decided to come back to my friend's flat, and my weirdness about people buying me drinks meant I didn't take advantage of them buying shit- my friend got a bottle of wine and 3 ciders out of it. Like, wow,

In short they were the most idiotic, pathetic, pointless, disgusting, unrefined buggers I've ever been in a kitchen with. Boasting about their massive drugs and their white car with spoilers and the holiday to Ibiza (not even joking)
Then I went home.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Tell you waht you both jump and I'll bring the money round to you...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

No amount of money you could give is worth jumping off Waterloo bridge
unless I was doing it to REALLY REALLY hurt, and then I'd do it for free.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:21, Reply)

why would anyone let morons like that come home with them?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I was in favour of them not coming
but my two friends thought "Hey, free booze!"

I'm a decent, upright human being :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I was usually one of those tasked with getting rid of undesirables
when my daft girlie uni mates brought people like that back home and then got bored of them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Being naturally awkward
I'm awful with new people. And thick people.

Seriously, they were borderline retards. And racist.
Millwall supporters, natch.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)

They love teh cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)

regardless of source?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Sluts don't care about the source
Apart from if it's a weird/geek guy, then even sluts won't go near.
*sheds a tear in remembrance of his youth*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)

that was my youthful experience too
being a fat geek was even worse.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I wasn't fat
Just the token goth. There was one other goth girl in my town, different school, and she was hot as hell! I thought she didn't like me, we rarely spoke, and I never got the courage to ask her out. Ten years later, she's good mates with my Lady, STILL hot as hell, and admitted to my missus that she fancied me in school...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)

isn't that a kick in the crotch?
I've recently come to the conclusion that I was pretty unfortunate not to know any girls with whom I shared interests when I was younger. There seems to be no shortage of them now I'm off the market.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)

S'always the way
As soon as you're off the market, all the 'might haves and could have beens' come out.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:46, Reply)

those bastards
fortunately I've ended up with the most significant might-have from my past.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)

well I hope that happens to me at some point
so far all those who have admitted their past undying love for me I know truthfully speaking I wouldn't have gone out with anyway, despite them being hot
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I've never been on the receiving end of a declaration of undying love
as far as I can remember.

My situation was more of a mutual realisation of what was going on.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

it was hardly undying love
since of the three times it has happened, each time it was a past thing (thankfully)

Glad it worked out for you though!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Apparently...
I imagine they gelled down their pubes in that lovely way chavs do to their hair
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)

HAHA!
Sickening but funneh.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I think I'm going to be sick

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)

There there, *rubs back*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)

*holds hair back*
Go on, love, get it all up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I had the best sick ever yesterday
completely painless, and close enough to what I'd eaten for it to come up in layers.

I hate being ill :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)

if you know you are are going to vomit
eat some ice cream first

vomitting ice cream is the nearest to pleasurable throwing up can be
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Soup and strawberries
not too bad. I didn't burst any blood vessels either
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:44, Reply)

that's always good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)

The perils of pale and delicate skin
ugly red marks aroudn the mouth and eyes after vomming :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)

pale and delicate skin is rather attractive though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Depends what it's stretched over

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)

excellent
I threw up noodles. Not so nice (remnants of a bug I think)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Oh wow
you must have felt like an Ood
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:55, Reply)

just a bit :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)

A friend said nuts were good to upchuck
Said he could feel them rattling on the way up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:46, Reply)

One of us would have done one of them, she said
but I did not go out in search of cock. I find it distasteful that you should suggest so.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Nice moral high ground there lampito

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I HAVE MORALS

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)

what have mushrooms got to do with it?
morels
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)

or the paintings on my walls
murals
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)

or the copious amounts of seafood
_{more eels}
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Just the smallest bit of each for me
morsals
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:58, Reply)

So good with steak

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Unless from diseased cattle
murrain
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Seriously, why do you do that?
Explain your wit
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)

because it was pretty tenuous
and sometimes it's amusing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:41, Reply)

You're turning into Chompy

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)

as far as I'm concerned there are worse people to turn into

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)

this is wrong.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:46, Reply)

:'(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:46, Reply)

aww I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:52, Reply)

you have no commitment to being horrible

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:52, Reply)

He makes me feel bad with his crocodile tears

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)

he's playing your emotions like harpstrings
the fiend
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:55, Reply)

:D

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:57, Reply)

really?
there are a number of people on b3ta who I'd rather be much less than Chompy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Oooh - this is getting interesting.
Names?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Vipros

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)

you cunt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I had to
You would have done the same.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)

perhaps...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Al used to do an amusing impression of one of them
and I noticed that Amberl had a bit of an argument with him recently on a QOTW reply.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Ambiguous pronouns - pliz explain or link.
Or better still. Missy Amberl - you awake yet?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

She's argued with 2 recently.
Maybe. I think.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:55, Reply)

she is an argumentative sort

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I am actually
I don't usually get worked up though. Even now I'm only gently fulminating
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:57, Reply)

You little minx.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)

there you go
b3ta.com/questions/badmanagement/post753687#answers-post-753890
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:00, Reply)

What fun! - and well done.
Some weeks back one of them tried to interest me in a pointless argument. I might as well just be blatant- blaireau69.
I suspect a tendency to troll, there.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)

no, he's just dull and quite annoying

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Good use of the word 'fulminating.'

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:00, Reply)

She was being blatant, too.
Trumpeting her denunciation.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)

not sure that's the right word ;)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Blatant is now my word of the day.
Go ye forth and blate.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Are you worried that saying his name will invoke his presence?
I would be.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I am.
the tedious twunt.

at least I have good reason to be smug
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)

There's no-one on b3ta I dislike
I have no-one on ignore for example. But both of the people in that thread irritate me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I don't have anyone on ignore either
even if they're tedious, they might head a thread that's amusing.

For example, Al's 7 Step Plan
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Al's 7 step plan was the thing to which I was referring
I don't have anyone on ignore either, it's mainly the fucking tedious and the terminal whingers who I don't like.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)

there are 3 QOTW posters
that I can think of who annoy me with nearly every post they write
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)

*worries*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)

You're definitely not on that list
I might as well just be blatant- RingofFire, Miggyman and blaireau69
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I only know two of those names

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)

They're all boring cunts
I like everyone else
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:18, Reply)

not gonna be you is it you daft mare

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)

You never know
I can grate after a while.
If you pay extra.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)

surely BFFs get some freebies?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:18, Reply)

oi
don't you go driving the prices up for the rest of us
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)

*negotiates*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)

thats right
talk money to me baby
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)

*sings Dirty Cash*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:34, Reply)

in the style of
Miss MoneyPenny I trust
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Hmmm - fair do's. Both good points.
Although the gap between some- and -times is often a long one.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I'll give you that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Apologies for being tasteless*



*apology is not legally binding and is insincere
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Grumbles.
Bloody wife. Bloody list of jobs. "I want all of them done before I get back. You've had your holiday."
Bugger.
Happy birthday Blousy. If I can skive a few minutes I'll writ you a brifda pome.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Porky! How are you old son?
Sorry to hear about the bloody joblist, and I hate to say it, but -
told you so!
You'll be needing to get back to full time employment for a rest I reckon.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)